Investment allocation breakdown for 2021 Q3

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The last time I did a breakdown like this, I hinted at the fact that I might want to start doing this on a quarterly basis, depending on how much I’ve shuf­fled around my investment allocation. I figured I would follow through with that and do a breakdown for the third quarter of 2021.

Like usual, keep in mind that I am not a registered investment advisor, and even if I was, I would not be your advisor—I am nothing more to you than a guy on the Internet writing on his website. This blog post is intended to be strictly anecdotal, and I am in no way suggesting or implying that you should copy my strategy. Everyone’s situation is uniquely different, so be sure to consult with a certified professional if you have any questions or need any guid­ance.

 
With that being said, here is a revised breakdown of my investment allocation:

Cash

I like to hover around 5-10% in cash reserves, so 12% is a tiny bit over my target.

This quarter’s cash reserves are about the same as last quarter’s. As a reminder, “cash” here includes stuff like my savings and checking account, but also includes settlement funds, i.e., money waiting to be used to purchase stocks, or money set aside in a cash reserve mutual fund in case I need to use my HSA debit card.

Since I set off on my cross-country road trip, I also keep a few hundred dollars of paper cash with me in case I run into a situation where credit cards are not accepted (such as exchanging for quarters to use a washing machine), which is not something I have ever done before until now.

 12.75%

Index funds – Domestic

I have put a marginal amount of more money into United States domestic index funds, but overall have avoided doing so because I spent this past quarter focusing on other investment objectives. You’ll notice that the percentage that domestic index funds take up in my portfolio has decreased because I have put a substantial amount of additional money in other categories.

Within domestic index funds, 39.48% of it is in the total stock market, 36.31% in stocks geared specifically towards growth, and 24.21% in stocks geared specifically towards high dividend yields.

 30.97%

Index funds – International

If you scour the Internet for investment advice, there’s a lot of speculation out there. One thing that I do believe is that the United States stock market is unusually high right now, and I am slightly concerned about putting more money into domestic index funds in case there is a sudden crash. However, I also believe in the fact that you should not try to time the market, because even professionals will miss more often than not.

With that being said, I still wanted to keep a steady stream of money going into investments, so I decided to diversify a little bit more by opting to put more money into international index funds. My allocation went up from 6.28% to just shy of 10%.

  9.99%

Target retirement funds

I make marginal tweaks to target retirement funds based off projected income, and I incrementally add more money throughout the year depending on how much I think I will be able to put into my SEP-IRA. However, this category generally only gets a hefty in­crease twice a year—on January 1, when I dump several thousands of dollars in for the new year, and when taxes are due, once I know precisely what my net income was and how much in qualified SEP-IRA contributions that translates to.

 24.03%

Real estate investment trusts (REITs)

This category was my biggest increase, up from just 2.56% last quarter. In a similar vein to the topic I touched in the section about international index funds, I want to diversify and not commit too hard to domestic index funds.

In a stock market crash or a recession, there are a few categories of investments that are more resistant to the drop than others, and real estate is one of them. No matter how bad the economy is, you still need a place to live, and REITs will continue to pay dividends as long as people continue paying their rent and transacting in real estate.

Buying actual real estate (i.e., a physical property) is something I considered, but I decided I wasn’t ready for that yet, so I concluded REITs are the next best thing for my current situation. I mentioned websites like Fundrise last quarter and how I didn’t follow through with using their platform; I’ve maintained that same strategy for this quarter as well, and have my exposure through the Vanguard Real Estate Index Fund Admiral Shares (VGSLX) instead.

 15.15%

Cryptocurrency

I’m not one of those religious believers in cryptocurrency, but I think that’s mainly because I don’t really know that much about it, so a lot of it still seems borderline foreign to me. I’m also not a non-believer either, so I’m continuing to invest a small slice of my port­fo­lio into crypto.

Since last quarter, cryptocurrency prices have recovered a noticeable amount. Since last quarter, I also invested into a new crypto­cur­ren­cy, Ethereum Classic, which now composes 1.44% of my cryptocurrency allocation (i.e., a microscopic sliver). The remainder of my cryptocurrency allocation is composed of 58.54% Bitcoin and 40.02% Ethereum.

  5.23%

Speculative stocks

I’ve more than doubled my investment allocation in speculative stocks, but it’s still a tiny portion of my total portfolio—not even 2%. If anything, this should be considered my “gambling budget,” where I pick stocks that I think will do well, and trade them more for fun than for profit. Like last quarter, a majority of these holdings remain mostly with companies in the travel industry.

  1.75%

Private companies

I bundle together the shares of publicly-traded companies that I hold in the “speculative stocks” category, but there are a few private companies whose stock I have purchased as an early investor.

Again, this should mostly be considered my “gambling budget,” but this specifically is on the extreme end of “high risk, high reward.” This is money that I am pretty much expecting to lose, and if one of these companies happens to make it big, I will get back an as­tro­nomic return.

One thing to note is that this does not include stock options for my current employer; I have opted not to include those stock options at all as part of this investment portfolio breakdown, and will likely continue to avoid doing so unless the company hits some mile­stone where they become liquid. I’d say this is sort of like how I don’t include the value of my paid-off pickup truck in this either—I don’t really consider either of those assets as something I would include in an investment portfolio.

  0.13%

I can’t promise that I actually will end up doing this every single quarter, but if I have any notable portfolio changes, I’ll make another breakdown… if anything, mainly for me to be able to look back and see how my investment strategy has evolved over the years.

 

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Hello, House Mountain and Calloway Ridge in Greater Knoxville

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Ever since arriving in Knoxville, I’ve mostly been taking it easy, catching up on work, exercising at the hotel gym, and otherwise just relaxing.

While in the city, I wanted to go see the Sunsphere Tower, but apparently that is closed right now. Knoxville also has a zoo, but I’ve already been to a bunch of zoos in the past year or so and wasn’t really in the mood; there’s also an art museum, but I just went to a really big art museum in Indianapolis and also wasn’t too interested in that at the moment either.

Instead, I decided to go on some nature adventures. I haven’t had a chance to go hiking lately ever since leaving the West, considering how flat the Mid­west is, but the terrain here is much more dynamic as I approach the Appalachian Mountains. I looked up some trails of moderate difficulty and se­lect­ed House Mountain as my first trip.

House Mountain

There are two initial impressions that I had upon arriving. The first is that it was a lot rockier than I thought it would be—there were a lot of large boul­ders laying around, and the path was littered with smaller rocks. The second is that I really appreciated how foresty it was and how many trees were tightly wrapping the trail—this blocked out a lot of the sun and made the hike much more comfortable.

House Mountain had a strange layout. Usually when you’re hiking a mountain, the summit is all the way at the edge of the path, and is the highest point in elevation. For House Mountain, the main summit appeared to be towards the middle of the trail, where I was able to get a nice, sweeping view of the north.

House Mountain

House Mountain

There was also a secondary summit, also somewhat in the middle of the trail. This one was actually a bit difficult to find, because this one involved walk­ing away from the main path a bit and going on a side path that wasn’t obvious on the satellite imagery from Google Maps.

House Mountain

Apart from that, the far edges of the trail weren’t really that interesting—there were so many trees that it was impossible to get a nice view from the northeastern-most or western lookout points.

According to information I found online, it appears like I hiked a total of about four miles, with an overall elevation gain of 1,017 feet.

 
A few days later, I went on a significantly easier trail, the Concord Quarry Trail on Calloway Ridge. This one had a less clear-cut path and was instead a bunch of winding loops that interconnected.

Calloway Ridge

I started off by going on the southern loop that had a nice view of of the Fort Loudoun Lake, which I wasn’t able to see from elsewhere on the trail due to the dense forest.

Calloway Ridge

On the loop back in, I also came across this small lake near the entrance of the west trails.

Calloway Ridge

Apart from that, the rest of the trail was fairly straightforward. The length of all the trails (if you go on all the paths and do all the loops) was right around 3 miles, with a total elevation gain of 262 feet.

Calloway Ridge

During my hike, I saw a sign that said “Rocky Point” was approaching. I thought this would be a high point where I’d be able to take in a nice view, but was disappointed when I realized it just pointed to a dead end.

I later found out that the sign was technically right, but wasn’t very useful—it was pointing towards the general direction of Rocky Point Park, but there was no feasible way to get from the sign to Rocky Point without going through dense forest and crossing a street. If I had known this beforehand, I would’ve made a stop at the park to see the northeastern sound of Fort Loudoun Lake.

 
And with that, I wrap up my week in Knoxville. This was probably the least eventful city I’ve visited, but it wasn’t bad, and I also appreciated how vi­su­al­ly nice Tennessee is.

My next destination will be Charlotte, North Carolina. When I first drove through the Virgin River Gorge and other mountain ranges in the West for the first time, I was impressed by the scenery. I will be cutting through the Appalachian Mountains on my way to North Carolina, so I’m very much looking forward to being hugged by tall mountains again during my drive, but this time by mountains that will be much greener.

 

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Goodbye Louisville, Kentucky; hello Knoxville, Tennessee

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I mentioned that the Louisville Slugger Museum and Factory was going to be my final tourist activity of Louisville, but it ended up being so un­der­whelm­ing that I decided to tack on one more activity before I left—the Big Four Bridge.

The Big Four Pedestrian Bridge spans across the Ohio River and connects Kentucky to Indiana. It stretches alongside the two vehicular bridges, one of which I took to get from Indiana to Kentucky.

Big Four Bridge

Big Four Bridge

Big Four Bridge

Abraham Lincoln Bridge

After making it to the other side, I explored the Big Four Station a bit, which was a small park with a little manmade waterfall and some sculptures. I also walked to a very small local frozen yogurt shop and got myself some dessert—a swirl of candied apple and salted caramel, topped with some gummy bears and whipped cream.

Big Four Station

After enjoying my treat, I walked back on the bridge to the Kentucky side.

Big Four Bridge

After wrapping up my week in Louisville, I drove to Knoxville, Tennessee.

When selecting my hotel in each city, I usually look at things like location, price, guest ratings, and year of construction. I like to find a good balance of a low rate at a new hotel not too far away from the main tourist attractions that also doesn’t have too many complaints by former guests.

As you can see, one of the things I don’t consider is the type of room and what’s inside it. This is because there is a baseline of what I expect from a hotel room—a parking lot for my truck, clean sheets and towels, disposable bath amenities like shampoo and conditioner, and a desk where I can set up my computer workstation. I have never seen a hotel where I wasn’t able to have this, so I never really considered it as something I had to keep in mind.

Until now.

Aloft Knoxville West

Aloft Knoxville West

This is my hotel room at the Aloft Knoxville West. It has very hip decor that may appeal to a zoomer, but you may notice it is missing one very critical piece of furniture: a desk.

I went back down to the check-in desk and informed the customer service representative that I am currently living out of hotel rooms and need to set up a full computer workstation in my room. I asked if they had any foldable tables I could bring into my room, or any other suggestions for my situation. Her response was that they had no tables or desks they could let me borrow, but I could use the tables in the lobby.

I did a double-take, wondering if she was actually so stupid as to imply I should set up a computer tower, two monitors, a keyboard and mouse, a web­cam, dual speak­ers with a subwoofer, and a microphone in a public area. I was considering making a comment, but decided against it, and went back to my room to strategize.

That little coffee table ended up being larger than I expected, and if I set my monitors up so a third of the stand is hanging off the edge of the table, I can erect my monitors side-by-side. I also set up my keyboard and mouse on the coffee table, but it’s not very stable, so every time I type, the table shakes and it gave me motion sickness looking at my monitors. I removed the coffee maker from the little compartment that houses the refrigerator, removed the refrigerator, and moved the compartment over to the seating area to use for my keyboard and mouse.

This is obviously extremely uncomfortable, but the only alternative seemed to be to use the bathroom countertop (which in that case, I would have no chair). I considered switching hotels, but because it would be a short-notice booking, I wasn’t able to find many good rates.

I learned my lesson, though—I definitely want to stick with my regular Fairfield Inns, SpringHill Suites, Courtyards, and Residence Inns from now on, with Elements being a decent alternative if the price is right. After this experience, I am definitely going to be avoiding brands like Aloft and Moxy that try to make my stay more fun and social. I’ve found that hotels with just the core essentials with no extra bells and whistles are the best ones.

 

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Hello, Louisville Slugger Museum and Factory

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For my final tourist activity of Louisville, I went to the Louisville Slugger Museum & Factory. If you’re not familiar, the Louisville Slugger is a baseball bat formerly owned by the Hillerich & Bradsby Company, and now owned by the Wilson Sporting Goods Company. H&B still does the manufacturing of the baseball bats in Louisville, and also runs the museum.

For whatever reason, I was a massive baseball fan when I was a very young child. I followed the Chicago Cubs very closely, knew the names of an un­health­y number of baseball players, and watched almost all their games. And then, one year, I sort of… stopped being a baseball fan. I stopped watching baseball, I lost track of all the games and players, and I have absolutely no recollection as to why.

To put this into perspective, I believe this happened almost two decades ago, and since then, I haven’t really cared at all about baseball. I would play catch with friends once in a while, but because of my bad depth perception, I have a tough time catching balls (I usually have to stand at a little bit of an angle, then mostly go off timing in order to be able to effectively catch a ball), and I can almost never consistently successfully hit a baseball with a bat.

With that being said, it seemed like I was the only one at this museum who was this indifferent about baseball, because everyone had their favorite teams and were eager to see bats used by those players. It was interesting to see the Louisville Slugger Factory in-person, but it wasn’t really that special or magical of an experience.

Louisville Slugger Factory

Louisville Slugger Factory

Professional baseball players are fairly picky about the bats they use, so they often show up in-person at the factory to pick out a specific type of wood and design for their bats. We weren’t allowed to touch these because of the ongoing pandemic, but there was a large cabinet of baseball bat stocks se­lected by professional players.

Louisville Slugger Factory

We got to watch a CNC machine create a bat as well. Apparently this one had a bunch of famous baseball players’ signatures on the panels.

Louisville Slugger Factory

Louisville Slugger Factory

We then moved over to the branding section of the factory. Some are done by machine, while others are printed by hand by workers.

Louisville Slugger Factory

Louisville Slugger Factory

The final part of the factory had a section for painted bats. Apparently there are restrictions on the color of the bat for professional play, but obviously, for everyone else, they can get different-colored bats, and some people even order special novelty bats with special printing. Needless to say, this section of the factory smelled horrible because of all the paint, and I quickly got a headache.

Louisville Slugger Factory

Louisville Slugger Factory

After the guided tour was over, we were released into the main museum area and got to look at the exhibits at our own pace. I don’t know if this was main­ly because the Kentucky Derby Museum I went to yesterday was comparatively such a great museum, but the Louisville Slugger Museum felt in­cred­i­bly underwhelming. There weren’t that many exhibits, and the exhibits they did have were fairly non-interactive and relied on a lot of text and re­cre­ated models.

It seemed like there might have been a second floor of exhibits, but I couldn’t figure out a way to get up there—there were no easily-accessible stairs, and when I took the elevator, the upper area was blocked off by an “employees only” sign.

Louisville Slugger Museum

Louisville Slugger Museum

Right outside the museum exhibits, there was an area where you could swing in a miniature batting range, but you had to pay extra for that. The walls were covered with miniature plaques with hall of famers, but that probably won’t really be interesting to someone unless they are passionately dedicated to baseball and can recognize the names.

The guided walking tour through the factory was nice, and especially during the beginning portion of the factory, I really enjoyed the fresh processed wood smell. Funny enough, my second favorite part about going to this museum was the parking garage. When I park at a tourist hotspot, I always like to go on the upper-most floor of the parking garage in order to get a good view of the surrounding area; I parked on the fifth floor and took some photos of downtown Louisville.

Downtown Louisville, Kentucky

Downtown Louisville, Kentucky

My admission ticket was US$16.00, and I have a suspicion that the ticket price only covered the guided tour through the manufacturing factory, because that was the only time my ticket was checked (i.e., nobody was there to check my ticket when I wandered into the museum exhibit area). That price point is something you should expect to pay to go to one of the most popular tourist hotspots in a city, but comparatively, I don’t think you really get that much value out of this unless you’re a baseball fanatic.

That concludes my week in Louisville, Kentucky; next up is Knoxville, Tennessee.

 

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Hello, Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

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For my second tourist activity of Louisville, I went to the Kentucky Derby Museum. The Kentucky Derby is an annual horse race and is often considered the “biggest” horse race in the world. It doesn’t have anywhere close to the biggest prize pool, but the passion and festivity that goes into the Kentucky Derby, as well as the amount of betting done on the race, definitely makes it the most popular.

I’m personally not really a big fan of horse racing, so I went into this museum fairly clueless. With that being said, I think the Kentucky Derby Museum is actually the best museum I’ve visited so far. It has high-quality exhibits, there are a lot of interactive things to do, there is a lot of variety in terms of what is available to do, and it was very effective in teaching me about the Kentucky Derby in a fun and memorable way.

My visit started with a walking tour of Churchill Downs, the race track. It was raining, but I obviously have limited time in Louisville, so I grabbed a hoodie, bundled up, and went anyway. Apparently rain isn’t really that big of a deal in Louisville, because there were a lot of other people in attendance at the museum, and apparently the race itself still goes on in the rain as well. In fact, the wetness and condition of the track is something that is recorded along with every race.

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Next up was the showing of “The Greatest Race,” a short film about the Kentucky Derby presented on a 360° screen that wraps around an oval theater. It gave further details about the Kentucky Derby that the walking tour guide didn’t mention, and also showed some footage of the process of raising horses and training to participate in the Kentucky Derby. Above the theater, they had banners of the emblems of all the Triple Crown winners.

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

This short film was one of a few spread out throughout the museum; there were some other spotlights about other racing-related themes, such as a bi­og­ra­phy of one of the most successful jockeys, and a history of how women fought to compete alongside men in top-tier horse races. The “Ladies of the Derby” and “Right to Ride” exhibits were actually my favorites—there were life-sized cut-outs of the women so you could see how tall they were, and hearing their stories of successfully bringing lawsuits against arrogant men on the basis of the Civil Rights Act was very satisfying.

There was also a section of the museum where you could watch every single Kentucky Derby race available on video. I think just the nature of the Ken­tucky Derby makes for a great after-the-fact spectator sport, because all the videos are no longer than three minutes each, and it’s an insane surge of a­dren­al­ine and excitement, one after the other. The museum also set up a “betting booth” where you could pretend like you would input a theoretical $2, pick out your favorite horses, then watch the race and scan your ticket to see how much you would’ve theoretically won.

Another interactive part of the museum was a horse riding simulator, similar to one that you would see at an arcade. There was a kid already trying it out so I didn’t hop on myself, but it basically looked like a video game.

In addition to all of this, there were obviously also some traditional museum exhibits, with text, props, and audio. But, even then, I feel like the Kentucky Derby Museum takes traditional museum exhibits to the next level as well; for example, there was a decoy weight scale in the section about the size of the average jockey so people could step on and see just how much more they weighed than these athletes.

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

After enjoying everything in the museum, I took a look at the statue of Barbaro right outside the racetrack on my way out.

During the walking tour, the tour guide let us know that undefeated horse Barbaro had a tragic leg injury during his final race. Many people poured all their time and effort into treating Barbaro and assisting in his recovery. The process went on for over half a year, with surgery after surgery trying to address all the unexpected complications arising.

Apparently, horse leg injuries are not quite as simple as other four-legged mammals; although dogs can walk on three legs, horses cannot because of their weight, and lacking strength in one leg can result in too much weight being put on the other legs and further injuries forming. This is eventually what happened to Barbaro, and shortly before his death, he reached a point where he could not put his weight on any of his legs.

Barbaro was a fan favorite and there were a lot of people cheering on for his recovery. Upon his death, he was cremated and his remains were placed right outside Churchill Downs so fans could pay their respects without having to purchase an admission ticket.

Kentucky Derby Museum in Louisville

My impression of horse racing has historically been negative due to the fact that I believed horse racing was abusive and exploitative of the horses.

Now of course, I’m not going to change my opinion based solely on going to a horse racing museum, obviously because the museum is going to be heav­i­ly bi­ased in favor of supporting horse racing. But, I did learn a lot more about the process behind the race, and it made me feel like raising the horses and rac­ing them is somewhat like a traditional owner-pet relationship (like playing fetch with your dog), but just on a much larger scale—a scale fitting of a horse.

The whips that they use are also apparently not a normal whip that you’d see that is designed to inflict pain. Apparently, horse racing whips are made out of a different material, are designed specifically to make a lot of noise, and are used as a controlling device in more ways than just striking the horse.

It is allegedly common knowledge in the equestrian community that punishing a horse with pain is not very effective, and could actually make the horse perform worse due to learned helplessness. On top of that, there is also supposedly legislation limiting the number of times a horse can even be hit with a whip at all during a race, so a lot of jockeys don’t actually ever make harsh contact with the horse using the whip.

It’s unfortunate that I didn’t actually get to see any real horses during this trip, but I’d say that this museum is very much worth it at a US$16.00 ad­mis­sion price, just based off the walking tour, movie, and museum exhibits. There are some pricier options available that offer you an inside look at the more exclusive aspects of horse racing, but for a normal civilian, I’d say that general admission is plenty.

 

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Hello Louisville, Kentucky; and the Conrad-Caldwell House Museum

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After flying back to Indianapolis International Airport after my one-week trip to Seattle, I spent a night at the SpringHill Suites by Marriott Indianapolis Airport/Plainfield then set off to my next destination, Louisville, Kentucky.

I took Interstate 65 south, but the section of the highway that crosses the Ohio River just after Indiana is a toll bridge. In an attempt to save a few dollars on the toll, I decided to take an alternative route and exited onto George Rogers Clark Memorial Bridge, another way to get across the Ohio River. What I did not realize was that this would plop me directly at the edge of down­town Louisville.

From this point ensued a 16-minute adventure of sitting in unrealistically narrow lanes, bumper-to-bumper traffic, and gridlock to get through down­town Louisville and back on the toll-free portion of the interstate to continue down southbound towards my hotel near the airport. … I should’ve just paid the few dollars.

 
I’ve been in Louisville since Thursday, so I’ve had a little bit of time to drive around and get some initial impressions of Louisville.

The first thing I noticed about it was how small it is—it seems like down­town quickly turns into old downtown, which then transitions into the u­ni­ver­si­ty area, which is right by the airport, and is followed very closely by the wider suburbs. I feel like if I take the distance I would usually drive to get from my condo on the Las Vegas Strip to the edge of Summerlin, that same distance would take me across the entirety of Louisville and put me in the next city over. That was a bit unexpected, because I came to Louisville knowing it was the largest city in Kentucky.

The next thing I noticed is just how old Louisville feels. I’ve been to Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland before, and I’d say that the vibe of Louisville resembles those three states (which I guess makes sense, seeing as Kentucky is a neighboring state, and they’re all part of the older East of the United States).

 
In the spirit of looking at old things, my first tourist activity was visiting the Conrad-Caldwell House Museum. I had never heard of this before, but the ratings on TripAdvisor were disproportionately high (which I later found out was because the tour guide asks people to leave reviews). I’m not really the biggest fan of history, but for the sake of using my road trip as an opportunity to increase my breadth of knowledge, I purchased tickets online for this museum.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

The museum itself wasn’t exactly the best, but I believe a majority of the experience has more to do with the history lesson that the tour guide gives you, as opposed to actually seeing stellar exhibits. The house had weak air conditioning and everything had a fairly musty smell, so I got a headache pretty quickly and lost track of what the tour guide was saying halfway through the tour.

The first room was the parlor, which is apparently the room where everyone used to spend as much money as possible to impress their guests. Honestly, it seems like things haven’t really changed; in the Victorian era, people show off by overdecorating their houses, just like how people show off today on social media by posing with material possessions they cannot afford.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

We then moved onto the library.

Apparently the reason this house is named the Conrad-Caldwell House is because those are the only two families that inhabited the property (it was later turned into a retirement home or something, before becoming a museum). Of course, there was some drama with the original family that owned the house, so there were some will conflicts where the house itself was left to one person but all the possessions inside the house was left to another, so the person who possessed the possessions ended up selling everything, and the museum has been working to reacquire the house’s original stuff.

That’s why the library looks so empty—apparently the person who bought the bookcases refuses to sell them back.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

Next up was the dining room. There was a funny story about the salt serving containers, as apparently salt was considered a commodity and only the rich would be able to afford to salt their food. Salt was corrosive, so instead of putting real salt in the serving containers for display, they used to put sugar… except it wasn’t actually sugar, it was quartz. The tour guide let us know that she at one point had tasted it out of curiosity (which she was prompted to do so because the grains of sugar were too large to be real sugar), and she let us know that she had just tasted rock.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

From here is where my memory started getting a bit fuzzy. I don’t recall anything particularly interesting about these rooms, partially because I was getting a little bored of listening to a history lesson of a family I didn’t know, and partially because I was beginning to drip sweat and get a headache from the odor of the house.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

This long ago, there were a lot of ailments and diseases that would end people’s lives early, so death wasn’t really treated with as much gravity as it is to­day. Apparently post-mortem photography and art was commonplace; this room allegedly had a dead woman propped up against the furniture with her eyes open as if she was still alive, and photographs would be taken of her with her children next to her.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

Now that I’m traveling solo again, I don’t have someone else around me all the time to take photos of me, so I included this photo because my reflection is visible in the mirror.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

One of the final rooms was the room that the man of the family would use as his office.

Conrad-Caldwell House Museum in Louisville, Kentucky

Like usual, I’ve been spending the weekend staying at my hotel catching up on work because I don’t want to go to crowded tourist attractions when everyone else is there because they’re off from work. I have a few more places planned for the Monday and Tuesday before my week in Louisville is over and I head out to my next destination.

 

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