Hello, Chanko Shabu and Izakaya in Las Vegas, Nevada

While my friend Dani was in town this past weekend, she had a list of places she wanted to visit, one of which included a nice restaurant in Chinatown. Unfortunately, it was an extremely popular spot with walk-ins only and the wait time was about two hours, so instead, we drove a mile west and went to Chanko Shabu and Izakaya.

Overall, my experience was pretty “meh,” with the good dishes being counteracted by the bad dishes.

Dani ordered shabu-shabu with spicy pork broth, Mugifuji pork, assorted vegetables, garlic chili, and house special sauce. I tried some of her meat and vegetables, and it was my second favorite dish of the meal.

I usually don’t like all-you-can-eat “cook your own food” restaurants because the service is (sometimes, intentionally) slow so they limit the amount of food you end up being able to eat. However, because this was an à la carte experience unlike many other shabu-shabu restaurants, that downside wasn’t relevant. The upside, however, was relevant, because restaurant food often comes out too salty, so by being able to cook the meat ourselves, we were able to limit the saltiness and allow the rich flavor of the meat to stand out.

Something we ordered that is not pictured here was Japanese fried oysters with tartar sauce, from the agemono menu. They were fairly traditional and straightforward, and were exactly what you’d expect from fried oysters.

Similarly, I also ordered some baked green mussels from their hot appetizer menu, which were also exactly what you’d expect from baked green mussels.

My next dish was tako wasabi, i.e., raw octopus. This tasted great and the texture of the octopus was very satisfying, but I think they overdid it a bit with the wasabi sauce, because my nose was stinging every time I took a bite. I took some of Dani’s rice to mitigate some of it, which made it taste a lot better, but the intensity was still pretty strong.

Next up was a quarter dozen of Pacific oyster with ponzu, scallion, wasabi, and ikura. It wasn’t anything particularly revolutionary or orgasmic, but the portion size of each piece was pleasantly large and they tasted straightforward and refreshing, which made it my favorite dish of the meal.

I also ordered two plates of kushiyaki. I wanted to get an A5 wagyu skewer, but they said they did not have any left, so I decided to try yakitori instead, which is a mixture of chicken and vegetables. I received two skewers, one of which was saliva-suckingly dry, and for the other, it tasted like they some­how managed to put more chicken fat than actual chicken on the skewers.

I also got an Angus beef skewer. I originally didn’t get the dish when I first ordered it, so I asked about the missing plate, and the waitress brought it out near the end of our meal. I only got one skewer instead of two like I did with the chicken, but I didn’t bother asking about it, because it was horrible.

The meat was cooked beyond well-done so it was unchewably tough, it had a very gamey smell to it, and the only way to make it remotely palatable was to dunk it into Dani’s shabu-shabu broth to attempt to tenderize it a bit.

I wouldn’t necessarily say the restaurant was high-end, but the pricing wasn’t exactly on the cheap end either. The shabu-shabu was nice, and the raw dishes weren’t bad, but because of the hard misses with the quality of the skewers, I can’t really recommend this restaurant.

 

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Hello, Mob Museum in Las Vegas, Nevada

The National Museum of Organized Crime and Law Enforcement, better known to the general public as the Mob Museum, is a museum that’s been a­round Las Vegas for over a decade now and is regularly rated as one of the better tourist attractions in the Valley. While my friend Dani was in town vis­it­ing, she wanted to stop by the museum, so I joined her yesterday.

Fortunately, we were both able to get discounted general admission tickets at US$16.95, I because I’m a local Las Vegas resident and Dani because she was a student. Regular admission costs $29.95 each, with deluxe and premier passes going as high as $48.95.

Dani took a photo of me sitting in an electric chair. Luckily, it was inoperable.

Adam Parkzer sitting in a replica electric chair

Back to some more normal museum things…

One of the floors of the museum had a little movie theater that played a short film about how that very room was previously a court used for questioning witnesses about mob activity. They even had a little concession stand outside and sold popcorn for people who wanted to enjoy a snack while enjoying the movie.

Back to even more normal museum things…

The later sections of the museum about casinos, fraud, money laundering, and tax evasion were interesting to me because of the background knowledge I have in legal and financial matters. I’ve studied a lot of these topics to ensure I have a comprehensive professional understanding of the topics for the purposes of running my own business and advising other businesses as a consultant, so it was nice seeing some historical real-world applications of this information.

My favorite part of the museum… was the random fish tank in the basement of the building. I’m not sure why it was even there, but I made some new fish friends.

The basement had a bar that served food and drink, which we visited but did not participate. The bar had a little glass window through which I snapped a photo of some of the equipment used to make moonshine.

At least with general admission tickets, the Mob Museum was an extremely traditional museum that was very display and text heavy. I think it was a good visit at the discounted price, but I’d say the value proposition gets a little bit questionable at full price. The most memorable museums have always had a high degree of interactivity, and it’s unfortunate that anything involving more than just a self-guided tour requires an upgraded tier of admission.

Out of the three available interactive experiences, none of them seemed particularly compelling to me—the crime lab and firearm training simulator are both things that I’ve done in a professional capacity, and the distillery tour and tasting wouldn’t have been relevant to me because I don’t drink alcohol. However, for someone who doesn’t have quite the background in law enforcement as I do, I think the two investigative activities could be fun.

 

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Hello, Meow Wolf’s Ωmega Mart at AREA15 in Las Vegas, Nevada

Back in December 2018, I attended a networking event in Las Vegas at AREA15. It was basically an empty warehouse at that time—I vaguely recall there being a lit-up sculpture of some sort at one end of the building, but otherwise, it was just a bunch of people standing around and talking. Back then, I had no idea what the building was, but I later found out that it was a retail and entertainment complex scheduled to open in December 2019.

December 2019 came and went, and because of new ideas being implemented into AREA15, it didn’t formally open to the public until September 17, 2020. Meow Wolf’s Omega Mart’s grand opening was on February 18, 2021, and since then, I regularly saw a steady stream of advertising and organic social media coverage about it. I knew I wanted to check it out at some point, but I wasn’t in a particular rush to do so.

Earlier today, my friend Dani flew in to Las Vegas for a vacation with her family, and one of the things she had on her list of tourist activities was Omega Mart. I figured this would be a decent time to explore the installment for the first time, so I joined in.

The first section of Omega Mart resembled a regular supermarket… but with a strange twist. I’ve heard other people describe it as “walking through a grocery store while on LSD.” There are a lot of very strange products, and there are random hints sprinkled around that indicate something might be wrong.

From the supermarket area, there were a few pathways to a hidden area in the rear that had a completely different vibe. This section was basically a giant multi-floor maze of illusions, mini-games, and other attractions.

For admission, Dani paid US$64.00 for a general admission ticket and I paid US$54.00 for a discounted locals ticket, for a total of US$118.00.

Because we went on a Saturday, it was packed with people. Dani upgraded her ticket for US$3.00 (on top of the ticket prices above) to add on a scav­enger hunt, but a lot of the special stations were already in use and also had a few people waiting in line. We originally thought the scavenger hunt was just a fun way to sprinkle in a few additional vid­eos into the experience, but we later found out that it was actually a full-blown alternate reality storyline.

I’m conflicted about what my final verdict is, on whether or not I liked Omega Mart. However, I do have a few thoughts which might provide some fur­ther insight on why I can’t decide whether or not I would recommend going to Omega Mart.

The quantity of people there was overwhelming. In Omega Mart’s defense, I am on the extreme end of introversion, so I might just be biased here and could possibly be exaggerating how busy it was, but I had difficulty focusing on things in front of me because of the number of people around me. There were many times when I felt like we had to “dodge” bigger crowds so we weren’t wasting time just waiting around. It felt like we were sort of being “pushed,” assembly line style, to each subsequent intersection in the aisles and hallways. Some of the lore involved discovering surprises, but it wasn’t very surprising when you’ve just watched two other people uncover the surprise, such as a secret passageway through a hidden door.

I went into the experience having no idea what was going on, and I felt very lost for the first hour or so. I knew that I had entered some insane grocery store and I found the puns on the grocery products funny, but it never occurred to me what I was actually supposed to be doing. By the time we found the strange passageway through a “freezer” into the rear section of the mart, I was very surprised because I did not expect that at all. If I had a better plan from the beginning, I think my experience would’ve been more positive.

The layout of the rear area is extremely confusing. I think it was intended to be built as a maze, so I think having a map would’ve defeated the purpose, but we were going around in circles trying to find new things while re-visiting areas we had already seen a few times. On top of that, there was a certain room that seemed to be the most important in progressing the lore of the alternate reality storyline… except they had a really thick fog machine running, so I got a pretty bad headache and wanted to get out of that room as quickly as possible.

I think a simple way to put all this is that the barrier of entry is a bit high. You have to know what Omega Mart is about and how you “win,” otherwise there is a decent chance that you will miss important clues and hints that lead you the “next tier” of the exhibit. I know for a fact that if I had a better idea of the big picture of Omega Mart, I would’ve had more intrinsic motivation to be patient and go through everything more carefully, but because I was in a more casual mindset, I missed out on a lot of the experience.

As a side thought, I also think there is a near-guaranteed chance that there are at least a few people who never even found the rear section behind the grocery store (which was like 80%+ of the content) and left upset, wondering why admission was so expensive.

Based on my experience today, I would consider Omega Mart to be a “two visit” kind of place. I’d say it requires more than one visit for the optimal ex­pe­ri­ence for most people, because I think a lot of the base “discovery” process happens during the first trip, and then you go into the second trip with a clear objective, knowing what you have to do to “emerge victorious.” I’d also say that it doesn’t require more than two trips, because Omega Mart is a ver­y comprehensive and (presumably) static alternate reality puzzle, and it’s not like a regular art museum where you can go back every season and they’ll rotate out the exhibits with new material.

If you’re visiting Omega Mart and you are only able to do one visit, be it because of budgetary or time or other reasons, there are two routes you can take. The first is to do a lot of research about Omega Mart online so you know what to do right as you show up… though keep in mind that this will probably spoil a lot of the twists and turns in the lore for you. The other option is to allocate four or more hours for your trip and go very, very slowly and carefully through everything, doing multiple passes of everything and making sure to stand in every line and not skip anything.

Apart from the friend I accompanied this time, there have been a few other people who wanted to go to Omega Mart with me, so I am willing to give it one more shot (though I think going on a weekend during peak times would be a dealbreaker). With that being said, it’s definitely not for everyone, and it’s not something I would go to again by myself unless I had literally completely run out of other fun activities to do in Las Vegas.

 

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Hello, Henry Cook Lookout Point via Stough Canyon in Burbank, California

During my previous trip to Hollywood-Burbank (during which I met a few cats and a goldfish), I arrived one day earlier than my planned festivities, not only because I like to have one buffer day for travel, but also because I wanted to go hiking in the Verdugo Mountains.

For those of you who know my friend Doug Wreden, you probably know how that went… rather than hiking, I instead got intercepted by Doug as I was about to walk into my hotel. I ended up taking part in one of his Twitch live streams where we went to ten fast food restaurants and did the “I’ll have what he’s having” challenge, wherein we re-order and try to finish anything and everything the previous drive-through customer purchases. Needless to say, the challenge took a very long time, and I did not have another opportunity to go hiking before departing SoCal.

That was a week and a half ago. I am in SoCal again now for unrelated reasons, and I decided this was a good chance to try that hiking trip again.

I hopped in my rental car (which, with great misfortune, ended up being a very small and uncomfortable Ford Mustang sedan instead of a pickup truck like I usually drive, because pickup trucks were about US$50/day more expensive), and drove up to the Stough Canyon Nature Center. From there, I got on Stough Canyon Mountain Way and started working my way up.

I headed over to hike after I landed from my afternoon flight and had already stopped by the hotel to check in, so it was already approaching sunset time by the time I made it to the trail. This had an interesting effect on the scenery, in that some areas were brightly illuminated and some were covered in dark shade, while others still had a mixture of both where the vegetation was casting long, sharp shadows on the ground.

As I got close to the summit, I connected onto Old Youth Camp Trail, then finally reached Overlook Trail all the way up to the Henry Cook Lookout Point. This opened up sweeping 180° views of the San Fernando Valley, Glendale, and the Los Angeles city skyline.

There was quite a bit of smog obstructing the view, which you’d expect from Los Angeles County, but overall, this was a very rewarding view relative to the ease of completing this very short hike.

I also met a very friendly lizard at the top.

I started my tracker a little bit late, so the distance on my map is a little short, but my GPS said the hike was 1.23 miles, or almost exactly 2 kilometers. The elevation gain was approximately 360 feet, or 110 meters.

I haven’t really been on a good hike for months, and I don’t think this even counts as a proper hike considering how short and easy it was, but it was nice to get out and exercise outdoors again, instead of on workout machines indoors in a gym.

 

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Hello Killdozer, Jones BBQ & Foot Massage, and Tortellini

This past weekend, I took a very quick trip to Southern California to meet up with my friend Doug Wreden while he was in town. While we were there, we visited some of Doug’s friends, and to my joy, I got to meet their pets.

One of the people we visited was his friend Dash, better known online as Altrive. He has two cats, one named Killdozer and another named Jones BBQ & Foot Massage. Yes, I confirmed with him that those were indeed their actual, real names.

Jones BBQ & Foot Massage is apparently only a few months old, and he is a very energetic little kitten. He spent a lot of time entertaining himself by dig­ging through a paper bag lying on the kitchen floor.

As you’d probably expect from trying to take pictures of a black cat, most of the photos I took of Jones BBQ & Foot Massage were big black blobs, and a lot of them were out of focus. I did my best to edit the raw data from my camera sensor to enhance some of the details of his body, while still trying to accurately portray the light-sucking void that was his hair.

Killdozer is a very well-behaved cat who was very curious and friendly within minutes of meeting me. He was fairly active and always on the move, but after about half an hour, he finally calmed down a bit so I could take some still shots of him.

Like a majority of very young kittens, Jones BBQ & Foot Massage didn’t mind getting picked up, so I made Doug take over as the photographer and had a little pho­to shoot.

Adam Parkzer holding a black kitten

Adam Parkzer holding a black kitten

At our next stop, Doug introduced me to Eric and Abby, better known online as PointCrow and AbbyBagel. Their pet is a goldfish named Tortellini. Yes, just like the pasta.

You can literally feel the 🤌 through his piercing eyes and arching frown.

 

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Hello, Welder Up in Las Vegas, Nevada

I know quite a bit about pickup trucks and like following pickup truck news, but I’m not much of a car fan, and I’m definitely not much of an old car fan. As someone who likes the rapid advancement of technology, I never really saw the magic in classic vehicles.

Considering that my preferences expose me to a fairly pigeon-holed breadth of vehicles, I decided that would be a great reason to go to a rat rod mu­se­um, featuring cars that are intentionally built to look old, unfinished, and worn down—something that I otherwise wouldn’t actively seek out for hob­by purposes. My museum of choice was Welder Up, which apparently also has a television show on the Discovery channel.

They definitely went all-in on the rat rod vibe. There were also a few specially-themed vehicles with incredible craftsmanship and attention to detail.

This museum was unusually light on text and descriptions. There was one placard at the beginning describing the “cancer car,” which was designed to visualize the stages of progressing through cancer. But otherwise, none of the other vehicles on display had backstories, which I found to be unfortunate, because there were some very unique and interesting cars that I would have liked to learn more about.

Admission was US$5.00, which is extremely low for a Las Vegas museum, but the ticket price was proportional to the size of the museum—it was rel­a­tive­ly small, with one warehouse area and a few additional vehicles on display outdoors. It took me a little bit over half an hour to go through every­thing, and I thought it was a nice pit stop between some of my other errands I was running in the neighborhood.

 

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