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I spent the entire day at the laundromat again, here are the highlights of my day.

Early in the morning, after I opened everything up and made sure everything was in order, I finally watched The Hangover while eating a little bit of bread for breakfast. A quick summary and my opinions of the movie are below.

Shortly after finishing the movie, and old man came to the office in the back of the laundromat where I was and told me that he had some important information to tell me. He said that he came to the laundromat last week and there was no attendant on duty and no other customers around. He said that he then saw a suspicious individual enter our laundromat and read all of our signs and postings on the walls, then go in front of all our washing machines, checking each one. The old man suspected that this suspicious individual was going to rob the laundromat, so the old man quickly finished up his laundry and left. After hearing his story, I asked him what day and at what time he came last week – he responded that he had come at around 10 AM on Wednesday and stayed for about an hour. I thought back and realized that I was at the laundromat from 8 AM to 6 PM last Wednesday, so I told him that I was on duty and there were no suspicious individuals that entered the laundromat at that time that I remem­bered. I thanked him for the information anyway and came back to the office to check the surveillance camera recordings.

I scrolled back to Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:00 AM and started watching. I noticed that I was in fact on duty – I saw in the recording that I was in the office at that time doing something on my laptop and watching the live footage of the surveillance cameras. The old man was already in the laundromat and was putting his clothes in the washing machines. I fast forwarded a little bit, and at around 10:48 AM, I saw myself get up and leave the office to do a round, which is basically checking to make sure everything in the laundromat is fine and nothing needs immediate attention. Seconds after I left the office, the old man started walking toward the office. I walked away from the office through one aisle and the old man was coming toward the office through the other aisle, so we didn’t see each other face to face. When the old man reached the office and looked in, he saw that it was vacant and turned around to go back. That’s when he saw me doing my round.

At this time, I saw myself looking in all the dryers (which are embedded in the walls) and in all the washers (which are in clusters in the center of the laundromat) to make sure there were no clothes left behind and no new severe damage to the machines. In the recording, I also saw the old man staring at me doing my round, checking all the machines. When I was done and headed back toward the office, the old man took the other aisle and went back to his folding table. Within a few minutes, he was out of the laundromat.

Yes, if you can tell by my story, the old man did in fact confuse me for a suspicious individual that was trying to rob the laundromat.

An hour or two later, I watched the Judge Pirro show. The first court case I missed because I didn’t watch the show from the beginning. The second court case involved a woman that was being sued for not paying a telephone bill. Instead of directly addressing the case, the defendant continued to irrelevantly bring her baby into the argument, who was three weeks old and died while their family was hiking, and kept using it and the trauma after the event as an excuse for not remembering what happened with the phone bill. The third court case involved a homosexual couple who came to court dressed in the same outfit suing a woman who got into a car accident because she was watching porn on her cell phone while driving. The interesting thing about this woman is that she’s a taxi driver.

After Judge Pirro was over, Divorce Court was on. The court case itself wasn’t that interesting or funny; it was about a man who was accused of cheating, but claims that he did not. He ended up taking a polygraph exam and proved that he did not cheat throughout the entire duration of his marriage. However, the funny part was a small thing I noticed in the background when the camera angles changed, and I managed to get a picture of it.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly. In the dead center of that picture is a CLOWN sitting in Divorce Court, listening to and watching the case unfold. He even came in full uniform with the white face paint, red puffy curly hair, a clown suit, and a bow tie. I don’t even know how he convinced the court that he was wearing his “formal” clothes.

Then, for I think the first time in my life, I watched a second movie, to make it two movies watched in one day. More on the second movie tomorrow.

After that, nothing significantly exciting happened. I cleaned a little bit and went home when it was time to close. My life is boring. The end.

 

What I’m Watching

Last summer, when this movie came out, I was told that it was one of the funniest movies ever re­leased, and that I particularly would enjoy it. Although I ended up not watching this movie last summer, I got a chance to watch it this morning. The movie I’m talking about is The Hangover.

The main plot of the movie is the story of four men spending some time at Las Vegas before attending a wedding. The only problem is, one of the four men is the person that’s getting married at said wedding. They expect everything to go just fine, have a little fun, and get back on time for the wedding, but things don’t work out as planned. After mistaking roofies for ecstasy, the four men black out and have to find out what exactly happened – and where their soon-to-be-husband friend has disappeared to.

Just as everyone said, this movie was funny. The idea of going to Las Vegas a few days before a wedding is funny in itself, but becomes much more interesting as the unexpected twists and turns both help and hurt the three men in their search for their friend.

 

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I actually had no desire to post a blog entry today, but I’m doing it anyway.

I spent most of today at our laundromat – I arrived at 8 AM to open up and left at around 7:40 PM when my mom came to take over for the rest of the night. Our employee’s on a one-week vacation, so my mom, my dad, and I have been alternating and watching the laundromat whenever we get several hours of consecutive free time.

I actually had an easy day today until about 5 PM. Our steady stream of customers were able to man­age themselves well, and the few questions they had for me were easily answered. Then, at around 5 PM, a family came with their three kids.

To make it even worse, about half an hour later, another family came with another three kids. There were six ridiculous and stupid little kids running around and making a disastrous mess for about two hours while their parents were doing laundry.

While they were there, they spilled so much stuff on the floor that I ended up sweeping the floor seven times and mopping the floor four times. The kids also randomly went in and out through an emergency door, so I had to go from the office to the emergency door to make them stop. Eventually, I was walking back and forth from the office and the emergency door so much that I thought it would just be better if I sat down in a chair next to the door.

I swear, if a television advertisement producer was nearby, he would’ve been ecstatic. I’m Asian and the little kids were Mexican, but if that wasn’t the case and we were all the same race, I’m sure the pro­ducer could’ve set up the commercial so it looked like I was the teenage father of six mentally insecure and insane kids, and made an awesome condom commercial out of it.

I’m back at the laundromat tomorrow, and as long as there’s not another herd of children, I think I’ll be fine. I prepared some stuff to do tomorrow, and hopefully that’ll be enough to keep me occupied. I have a highly-recommended movie ready to watch, a pending Pokémon episode from this past Saturday that I’ll be doing a plot summary on, some RuneScape/Jagex articles I have to catch up on, and some other miscellaneous critical analysis articles on topics selected by my readers.

That’s all for now. Good luck, and watch out for hobos.

 

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Benjamin Chow doesn’t know how to play Tetris.

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We ended up playing 29 games, 27 of which I won.

That’s only a 93.1% victory rate.

I suck at Tetris.

In other news, my dog got stung on the eyelid by a bee yesterday, and now the area around his left eye is so swollen that it looks like he has a golf ball stuck in his left eye socket. This is actually the second time he’s been stung by a bee in the eleven years that he’s been alive. I’m eighteen years old and I’ve never been stung by a bee (or any other stinging bug) at all.

 

Quote of the Day

“I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.”

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Today’s theme is the color pink. Find something that’s pink and make a creative photo.

It’s blurry because I didn’t have my camera handy and I had to take the picture with my phone.

 

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When I went to take a shower last night, I noticed that there were odd spots on the floor of the shower that weren’t there before.

I tried scrubbing it a little bit with my finger, but nothing happened.

Still curious about what it could be, I started taking a shower.

Suddenly, random floating droplets of water appeared in front of my face.

I realized I forgot to take my glasses off.

I took my glasses off and the spots on the floor disappeared. It makes me think that these discolored spots were always on the floor of the shower, but I never knew about it because I have horrible eye­sight and I couldn’t see them.

I fear the unknown.

(Please do not email me suggesting that those spots are made out of semen.)

 

Quote of the Day

“What the fuck does wtf stand for?!”

 

What I’m Reading

After being satisfied reading City of Bones, I read the next book in the Mortal Instruments series, City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare.

City of Ashes

We see the return of the characters from City of Bones, now faced with a new problem. The next of the Mortal Instruments is revealed, and like the previous one, it falls in dangerous hands. Clary, the main character, starts losing those around her to the dark side as she struggles to straighten out her life.

If you’ve read the first book in the series and you liked it, I recommend that you read this one as well. If you haven’t read the first book in the series and are interested in reading this one, I recommend reading the first one first. At the end of the this one, which is the second book, it reveals that the answer to something that troubles Clary will be revealed in the third book. I will be reading the third installment of the series, City of Glass, once the person that has it checked out returns it to the library.

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Challenge: The real world is in 3D. Make a photo that uses perspective or side light to create the illusion of depth.

The Daily Shoot, Assignment #252

 

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I was watching the Judge Pirro show a few days ago, and there was a court case about a custom dress designer suing a former client because the client didn’t pay for three dresses the designer made. The court case itself wasn’t funny. The funny part was who the defendant was.

No, that is not a woman. That is a man dressed as a woman.

He competes in beauty pageants on a regular basis. He failed to rank in the most recent beauty pageant he participated in, and he is blaming the failure on the designer’s poor dress making instead of his hideous looks.

That person made me :facepalm:, and I decided to share this with you so you could :facepalm: too.

 

Quote of the Day

“I used to think that I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure about that.”

 

What I’m Watching

Following a recommendation from one of my friends who wishes to remain anonymous, I watched a movie called Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

This movie, although released in 1982, is a good representation of the things high school students have to live through. The movie has two main plotlines: the secondary plotline is about a drug addict and class rebel that is on the verge of failing his history class, while the main plotline is about a girl that wants to find a special male friend with whom she can extend their relationship to levels where she has never gone before.

The whole movie is 90 minutes, and I thought most of it was pretty entertaining. Having just graduated high school, the movie helped me see that the drama from high school has not changed much compared to 28 years ago. Also, because of my particular interest in a human’s role and self-portrayal in society, it was pretty funny watching how the director portrayed the different stereotypes within the movie.

Before you go and watch this movie, please note that this movie was originally rated X in the United States. More specific details about why can be found in the IMDB Parents Guide (keep in mind that the guide may contain spoilers).

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Make a photo that uses negative space to good effect. Give your subject room to breathe, and balance it within the frame.

 

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“Which _____ should I buy?”

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Question of the Day

I tend to have a reputation for being good with electronics and technology in general (I wonder why), and a question that a lot of people ask me goes along the lines of “Which _____ should I buy?”

As many of you know, I hate giving wrong, incomplete, or biased information. As a result, I have difficulty deciding on a single specific product to recommend to any individual, along with the fact that everyone has different preferences and priorities. Ultimately, instead of suggesting a single product, I usually provide anecdotes of products that I have used in the past and give justification for why I liked and did not like the product, allowing the listener to make decisions for his or herself. Today, I will be covering cell phones, making the question for today, “What cell phones have you used so far, and which is your favorite?”

Except for the cell phone that I’m using right now, I don’t quite remember the exact name of the model. However, I do remember the manufacturer and the design, so I will be using those descriptions as identifiers.

The very first phone that I used was a Nokia brick phone. This cell phone was made back when cell phones weren’t very popular, and if I were to use this cell phone right now, people would stare at me like I was a caveman. There weren’t many features on the phone except basic tools (like a calendar and calculator) and the calling function. At that time, there was nothing that I didn’t like about that phone; now, however, the negative of that phone is that it has close to no features.

After that, I got a Sony Ericsson brick phone. This was the first cell phone I used that had a color screen. It had basic additional features such as text messaging and internet access (neither of which I used, though). I had a pretty neutral opinion about this phone; it wouldn’t be a phone that I would prefer, but there wasn’t anything wrong with it either. One thing I remember that I loved about this phone was a game where the player controls a small character who jumps on balloons and navigates through the abyss.

The next phone I got was a navy blue flip phone by Sony Ericsson. It had many more features than the previous phone, including Bluetooth and a camera. One positive thing about this phone was the software installed in it. The features on the phone were well-organized, the files (such as music and pictures) were placed in a convient user interface, and the software overall was neat and fast. To this day, I would still consider this phone to be one of the best phones; the only reason I stopped using it was because it randomly broke one day. I still have the phone stored away somewhere, but when I power it on, all I see is a blank white screen.

After the Sony Ericsson, I switched to a Motorola phone. Although this was essentially the time when the Motorola RAZR was popular, I refrained from joining the bandwagon and got a regular slate-colored flip phone instead. After I used this phone for a few days, it felt like torture; I had transitioned from the best phone I ever used to the worst phone I ever used. I realized that there was no camera on the phone. It had Bluetooth, so I was able to get some ringtones and backgrounds onto the phone, but its file management system was horrible. It didn’t organize the files properly, and started ordering them randomly. It took forever to load anything up, and any file I tried to access loaded only after lagging for a few seconds before each keystroke. This phone drove me so crazy that I vowed never to use another Motorola phone again until someone told me that Motorola completely reprogrammed their software.

The next phone I got was a black Samsung flip phone. It was a good improvement from the Motorola phone, but there was one major thing that it was lacking – a Bluetooth profile for mobile-to-mobile or mobile-to-computer connection. In simpler terms, that means that the Bluetooth loaded into the Samsung phone only supported connections between the cell phone and a hands-free headset. It was impossible to connect the cell phone to another cell phone or to a computer without the use of a cable (which I didn’t bother spending the money for). The speed of the phone was pretty good, so except for the Bluetooth issue, I would say the Samsung phone was the second best phone I used.

I don’t blame you if you’re bored already, I just told you about ancient phones that you will most likely never see in the future. However, the phone that I am using now is still out on the market and my review may be of some use. The phone I got after the Samsung phone, and the phone I am using now, is the LG Neon.

The LG Neon is a side-sliding phone that focuses mainly on texting. The unopened version has no numeral pad, and the opened version has a full keyboard. In order to get a numeral pad on the unopened version, one must press the numeral pad button, which then appears on the touch screen. The touch screen feature is unusuable anywhere else except for the numeral pad; that means, even when you open up the menu and start poking the icons, nothing will happen. Because I have long fingernails on my right hand (to use as built-in guitar picks) and my fingertips on my left hand are solid (because I play the guitar too much), I have issues using touch screen phones. When I use my right hand, it’s difficult to aim because my nails get in the way and I don’t konw where my flesh is; when I use my left hand, the touch screen doesn’t realize that I’m touching it because my fingertips are too hard. Another issue I have with the full keyboard is when I’m typing with my right thumb – my flesh pushes the key I want while my fingernail pushes the key above it at the same time, turning my sentences into something along the lines of “Thye quicki brownh fox juumkped over thye loazy dog.”

As I stated before, the LG Neon is made primarily for texting and internet usage. When you open up the menu, over half the standard options are related to text messaging or internet: IM, Messaging, Mobile Email, MEdia Net, MEdia Mall, YELLOWPAGES, and AT&T Music. If you picked up on my negative tone yet, it’s because I don’t use text messaging or internet. I disabled it completely from my mobile plan because I think it’s a waste of money, and now I wish that I can somehow disable it from my phone, because it’s taking up way too much space. Of course, there aren’t many people that are completely against texting or phone internet, but for those that are, the LG Neon could pose a slight distraction problem.

Another thing I feel I should cover is the camera. The camera itself is pretty good; some of the pictures I took are on my blog, and although the quality is noticeably fuzzier, they’re still acceptable. However, the problem is not with the camera, but how the phone saves the pictures. It seems as if all the photographs are saving fine until you go to upload them to your computer with Bluetooth. A majority of the pictures transfer fine, but there are always some stubborn pictures that refuse to upload. So far, I’m guessing around 20% of the pictures I’ve attempted to transfer have failed mysteriously. Because of this, I recommend taking two copies of each picture that you plan on transferring to your computer, as then the chance of failure gets reduced to around 4%.

Finally, I thought I should mention the phone’s compatibility with MicroSD cards. Somewhere back in my old blog, I took a picture of a new 8 GB MicroSD card I got from Amazon, and explained that it wasn’t compatible with my LG Neon. If for any reason you choose to add more memory to your phone by using a MicroSD card, get one that is 4 GB or less. LG Neons do not support MicroSD cards greater than 4 GB. Getting a MicroSD card larger than 4 GB and filling it with enough garbage to bring its available capacity to 4 GB does not work either, I already tried that and failed.

If you have any additional specific questions about the LG Neon or would like me to review a specific feature or application of the LG Neon, let me know in the discussion section below and I’ll get to it as soon as possible.

 

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