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I thought it would be a good idea to announce to the world that I have been talking to a girl named Cheska (she doesn’t want her last name published because she’s paranoid) since 7:39 PM and have been helping her with her homework that she’s procrastinated during her two weeks of winter break which is now due later today.

Actually, I didn’t think it was a good idea to announce this to the world, but I had nothing else to write about, and it’s the only thing on my mind right now, seeing as I’ve been doing this for about the past five and a half hours.

She predicts she will finish at around 3 AM.

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I wonder how much longer I can last…

 

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"One early example of hypocrisy is seen in chapter two when Ralph states to the gathered mass of boys, ‘We want to be rescued; and of course we shall be rescued.’ This echoes the empty, hypocritical promises and attitudes of many politicians by telling the people exactly what they want to hear. It seems that Ralph is acting both immaturely and insensitively when he offers this baseless decree, but he may simply be imitating the callous and childish behaviors barely concealed by the chaotic matrix of feigned order imposed by the adult society that has so recently aborted them." -Richard King Perkins II

One of my friends’ step-dad wrote that about the book The Lord of the Flies.

I had to read that paragraph like seven times to be able to understand it. o__O

I wish I could write like that.

 

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Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Sunday, January 03, 2010

I just ate four of those.

I’m so fat

 

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I need a haircut.

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Guess what.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, January 02, 2010

I need a haircut.

Sally lives in a hut.

I am eating a nut.

Shut (up and don’t judge me).

 

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So what if I forgot to blog for four days straight.

It’s called being busy, folks.

Merry new year, by the way.

 

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Live Support Chat Removed

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The Live Support Chat feature has been taken off my website. For those of you wondering why, here is a general breakdown of how people were using the live support.

In total, I received 82 incoming chat requests.

31 (37.8%) were from friends that had nothing website-related to talk about, and could have instant messaged me instead.

20 (24.4%) disconnected without saying anything.

18 (22.0%) were from people that called me gay, commented about my sexuality or appearance, stated how horrible my website was without justification, or asked for sexual favors.

10 (12.2%) were legitimate questions or comments about my website.

2 (2.4%) made death threats (guess who has their IP address).

1 (1.2%) said he dialed the wrong number.

The live chat wasn’t the only thing being abused, there were people leaving pointless offline messages as well. In total, I received 148 offline messages via the support interface.

94 (63.5%) were from the same person saying "R U GAY?" over and over again.

18 (12.2%) were friends talking about things irrelevant to my website that could have emailed me, left an offline instant message, or contacted me through a social networking website.

15 (10.1%) were spam or advertising for Viagra.

12 (8.1%) were from other people that called me gay, said my website sucked, or asked how long my penis was.

4 (2.7%) were death threats.

3 (2.0%) had to do with x10Hosting, which should have been posted as a support ticket on the official x10Hosting support site.

1 (0.7%) was a legitimate question related to my wesite.

1 (0.7%) was a link to child pornography on 4Chan. Poor girl doesn’t even know what she’s doing to herself.

Don’t expect live support chat to ever come back.

 

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