Going to Buffalo Wild Wings Fail

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After taking my AP Spanish final exam (which happens to be my last final exam of high school), I went out to eat lunch with two of my college buddies (who will now be referred to by their names, Roger and Garret) that graduated high school last year. We decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

After I finished my exam, Roger came to pick me up, and we headed over to Buffalo Wild Wings. Meanwhile, Garret was driving on his own, and we planned to meet up at the restaurant.

Upon arriving, Roger and I noticed that Garret wasn’t there yet, so we sat in the car and waited. After a while, I called Garret to check and see where he was. After overcoming a few technical difficulties, we managed to communicate with each other that we were both sitting in the parking lot facing a Jimmy John’s. Roger and I left the car.

We started slowly walking toward the Buffalo Wild Wings building when we noticed that Garret was still nowhere in sight. After a minute or two, we got a call from Garret. He said that he was also in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings building, and could not see us.

Then we made a revolutionary discovery. Roger and I were standing in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings in Crystal Lake. Garret was standing in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings in Algonquin, about five miles away. The most interesting part is that there also happens to be a Jimmy John’s situated near the Buffalo Wild Wings in Algonquin as well as the one in Crystal Lake.

After realizing this, Roger made a :facepalm: expression without the actual facepalm.

 

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A few days ago, I ordered another MicroSD card for my cell phone. It arrived in the mail today, which is awesome because its expected delivery date was between May 25 and May 28, and today is May 24. But, there’s a tiny little problem.

The MicroSD card I ordered is 8 gigabytes. What I did not realize is that my LG Neon can only use MicroSD cards up to 4 gigabytes.

Fail.

If anybody knows how to hack a MicroSD card to make it seem like its capacity is 4 gigabytes instead of 8 gigabytes, let me know. Your help will be much appreciated.

 

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I think I need to do a little bit of dusting.

In other news, the BP Global Public Relations team is expressing their discontent for people taking ad­van­tage of the massive spill to get some free oil.

I have a feeling that the Twitter profile that came from isn’t legitimate, but it’s still funny.

 

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Sup … no, it’s just a bird.

I saw it sitting right outside my window when I opened the blinds, so I decided to take a picture of it and post it to help it become world-famous.

 

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If you’re brave enough to look at the uncensored version, it’s also on Facebook here.

And to all those idiots wondering, of course that’s not me.

 

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Omegle Fail

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Chatting on Omegle gives me confidence in the future of humanity.

     

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: I have a gun in my hand and am about to shoot myself in the head. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t commit suicide right now.

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