Portal Makes Me Dizzy

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Hi humans and portals.

You see what I did there? I’m also saying Hi to all the new portals out there that are being created in Portal 2, which came out today.

So everyone has been asking me if I was going to get Portal 2 today. I don’t know why you would ask me that, seeing as I don’t play that many games in general, but I decided to answer it here – no, I’m not going to get portal today (or, seeing as it’s almost the end of today, no, I did not get portal today).

I learned of Portal’s existence about three years ago when one of my friends at the boarding school I went to during my second year of high school was playing it on his computer. I was never interested enough in it back then to play it though. However, because of all the hype Portal 2 was getting, I decided to get a hold of Portal and play it a few days ago.

It was a miserable experience.

I played it for 15 minutes. It wasn’t a miserable experience because I wasn’t doing well – I was actually doing quite well. But after 15 minutes, my head felt like it was going to implode because I was so dizzy. Literally all first-person games make me dizzy, and Portal is no exception.

Even Minecraft makes me dizzy.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 24

Number of times I did my own laundry: 3

 

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