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I said that I would do a full-length blog entry today because I didn’t really have the time, energy, or mo­tivation to make a good blog post yesterday. So here it is, the longest blog post that I’ve ever written.

 

Quote of the Day

On the bottom of the cardboard base of a birthday cake, there was a warning:

“Do not flip cake upside-down.”

 

Photograph of the Day

I actually took this picture yesterday night when I was at the laundromat. About ten minutes before we closed down, my mom and I happened to walk outside and saw this odd spiraling light in the sky. I was going to take a video of it, but realized that my camera was in my bag, which was in the office, which was at the opposite end of the laundromat.

By the time I got my camera, the light had already gone extremely far away, and it didn’t seem like it was moving, so I just took a picture of it instead.

(Click on the photograph to enlargen)

When my mom told my dad about it, he guessed that it was a hot air balloon (which doesn’t explain why the light was spiraling and seemed to be revolving).

My explanation is much more logical: it was an alien riding a spinning spaceship that was landing down on Earth so it could take a sample of our dirt and bring it back to its home planet.

Don’t judge me.

 

Project Four-Panel Update

Believe it or not, I am done with filming and editing my first song for Project Four-Panel.

Correction: I WAS done with filming and editing my first song for Project Four-Panel, until I was dis­satisifed with the results, then was stupid and forgetful.

On a random night, I set up my recording area and recorded everything, then that very night, I finished editing it and exported the video file. This is a sample frame of what it looked like:

While I was editing the audio and video, I noticed that it didn’t really sound as good as I wanted it to sound. I thought the guitar and vocals were fine, but the bucket drum and the cello parts were the biggest problems.

It’s obvious that I didn’t have a real drum handy, so I grabbed a large aluminum bucket, covered the outside with three sheets of letter-sized paper, and put the top back on. When I used that to play the basic beat of the song, I thought it would at least sound decent, seeing as I wasn’t doing any com­plicated fillers or combos. What I didn’t realize is that when the microphone picked up the bucket drum, it interpreted it as a dying fish flailing against a wall, and recorded it that way. The final product made the bucket drum make a plopping sound instead of a thumping sound.

As for the cello, this was the first time I had even touched a cello for anywhere between three and four years. I couldn’t even get the cello tuned correctly, so everything that I played was either an eighth of a step sharp or an eighth of a step flat. When I rendered the final product of the video, I had to lower the sound of the cello as low as possible so the horrible tuning and my horrible performance wouldn’t detract from the overall playing. It did anyway.

I decided that I was going to keep the guitar and vocal parts, but rerecord the drum and guitar parts. For the drum part, I planned on either using a better container, or to use the surface of my guitar as the drum, and play a few secondary guitar parts when the drum part wasn’t significant. For the cello, I was going to actually get my cello tuned properly, practice a little bit, then actually play it right. Ends up, the drum and cello parts aren’t the only parts that I have to rerecord.

When I finished recording each part, I uploaded them to my laptop and deleted them off my camera. All the files were on my laptop, and after I finished the final product, I didn’t back it up or save it anywhere else. A few days ago, I got myself a new laptop, and decided to give my old laptop to my parents. My parents wanted the laptop in factory condition (without all my random files and software on it), so I saved everything from my My Documents folder to my new laptop, then formatted the old laptop and installed a fresh operating system onto it. After all that was done, I realized that I didn’t save my Project Four-Panel videos in my My Documents folder, but had them in a folder named Proj4P on my Desktop that I had overlooked when transferring files.

Yes, that means the old recordings are gone forever.

If I get some time tonight, I’ll try to rerecord tonight. If not, it should be done within a week or so. There are a few changes I’m going to make before recording the new version. The first one is that I’m probably not going to record in front of a plain white wall, and instead do it where there’s some background scenery. I thought the white walls would make it look cleaner, but it instead made it look more boring. Second, I’m going to wear a darker-colored shirt so my face doesn’t look so dark. And third, my earbud will not be hanging out in front of me, but will be placed inside my shirt through the back, so it doesn’t show up on film.

Finally, I decided to make a note that if I remember correctly, I never publicly announced the title of the second song I’m going to do for Project Four-Panel. If you’re truly interested in finding out what it is, here’s a hint: The title of the song, in its entirety, has already been mentioned in this blog post. It was used in context of the actual word’s meaning, not in the context of a song title.

 

What I’m Watching

Two days ago, I watched Jennifer’s Body, a movie starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, written by Diablo Cody.

The movie centralizes around two “sandbox” friends – friends that have been together since they have played in a sandbox. In the beginning, we learn that one of these friends, Needy, is currently in prison serving a sentence. The rest of the movie illustrates how it all happened.

When the flashback begins, the other one of the friends, Jennifer, gets involved with a mysterious band, and since that day, has had a dual personality – the first being her normal self, and the second being a vicious monster ruthlessly but secretively killing and eating other humans. Needy quickly finds out that there is something wrong with Jennifer, and tries to find out what is going on.

The movie is moderately good in the sense of comedy, but resembles a failing attempt at horror. There are some surprise and shock scenes throughout the movie, but none of them are that frightening. As for the plot development, the events seem a little redundant and repetitive; nothing significantly new or influential is introduced with every individual portion of the movie.

I watched this movie based off recommendations by friends and random strangers; I was also told that it was necessary for every male to watch every movie starring Megan Fox to be culturally literate. I would recommend it to anyone who is obsessed with Megan Fox, and to anyone else that is undisturbed by bloody and cannibalistic scenes.

And as a final note, I decided to share my favorite part of the movie, which, unexpectedly, wasn’t a part of the movie, but a song featured in it. I’ve liked Panic! at the Disco since they released their first album in 2005, and I was glad to find out that they also had a song in Jennifer’s Body called New Perspective. If you check out the music video, you can also see a handful of scenes from the movie integrated into it. I have also added that song to my list of songs that I may end up doing a cover of after I finish up my first song from Project Four-Panel.

 

What I’m Reading

I’m not actually done with this book yet, but I feel like I read enough of it to get a solid opinion on it. I originally decided to read this book because of all the controversy about it – being featured on Oprah Winfrey‘s show, then being criticized for not being a 100% truthful memoir. Also, during a class con­versation, my senior year high school literature teacher told us that he refuses to read this book; I thought it would be a small accomplishment to have read a book that my book-loving teacher had not. The book I’m referring to is A Million Little Pieces by James Frey.

A Million Little Pieces by James Frey

Although I heard a lot about how this book was deceiving, and that the publisher even offered refunds to everyone who felt tricked by this book, I didn’t do any in-depth research about this book before starting to read it so I could get as neutral and unbiased of an experience from the book. However, even if this book was 100% truthful, I still probably would not have liked it, and do not know how this book became so popular that it was feautred by Oprah.

The main story of the book revolves around the author, James Frey, in his quest to become drug-free. Supposedly, Frey had been a drug user and addict since he was ten years old, and has been arrested multiple times for various reasons. Frey is placed in one of the best rehabilitation centers in the country, and is put on a schedule to help him remove his dependancy on substances.

Throughout his time there, he states that the drugs he used have induced severe memory loss, and he does not remember many specific details about things that happen in his daily life. On the contrary, the book is written in extreme detail and covers events that seem like ordinary happenings.

Apart from the questionable and insignificant plot, the style of the book’s writing makes it seem like the author was in elementary school when he wrote it. There is no indentation or quotation marks, and sentences are short and choppy. I realize that this was most likely done for effect, but it was done so excessively that it detracts from the overall reading experience. I’m not sure if James Frey did this for this novel only, or if he did this for all his other published works too; I’m afraid to even find out how the other books turned out.

Another noticeable thing about the writing is that particular phrases are randomly and unnecessarily repeated. I know it is a writing technique (called parallel structure or anaphora) to repeat particular statements for emphasis and effect. However, there is no scheme and no apparent reason for the things Frey repeats; sometimes, entire sentences are repeated in places so odd that I have to read back a few lines and wonder why that sentence was important enough to be repeated.

I probably wouldn’t really recommend this book to anybody, unless they are a third-grade teacher and are used to reading this kind of writing, or just want to read the story that incited so much arguing.

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Pavement comes in many flavors. Asphalt. Concrete. Bricks. Stones. Make a photo of some pavement you see today.

This is actually part of my neighbor’s property, but I had a clearer and less obstructed view from my office of their driveway and sidewalk area than I did of my own.

 

Question of the Day

“Is this really the longest blog post that you’ve ever written? If so, how long is it?”

Believe it or not, this is, in fact, the longest blog post that I have ever written. When I measure the length of the blog post, I take the source code of the blog content (whatever is inside the main white content box) and see how many bytes it is. As of yesterday, the longest blog post I had was from April 01, 2010, and it was 10301 bytes in length. Today, I wrote a blog post that is 13126 bytes in length, beating the old record by 2825 bytes (27.4%).

 

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I’m too tired to make a good blog post right now, so I’ll post a full-length blog post tomorrow with lots of interesting stuff.

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Turn the tables and make a photograph of a light source today. Light bulb, window, or even the sun (be careful!).

 

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I spent the entire day at the laundromat again, here are the highlights of my day.

Early in the morning, after I opened everything up and made sure everything was in order, I finally watched The Hangover while eating a little bit of bread for breakfast. A quick summary and my opinions of the movie are below.

Shortly after finishing the movie, and old man came to the office in the back of the laundromat where I was and told me that he had some important information to tell me. He said that he came to the laundromat last week and there was no attendant on duty and no other customers around. He said that he then saw a suspicious individual enter our laundromat and read all of our signs and postings on the walls, then go in front of all our washing machines, checking each one. The old man suspected that this suspicious individual was going to rob the laundromat, so the old man quickly finished up his laundry and left. After hearing his story, I asked him what day and at what time he came last week – he responded that he had come at around 10 AM on Wednesday and stayed for about an hour. I thought back and realized that I was at the laundromat from 8 AM to 6 PM last Wednesday, so I told him that I was on duty and there were no suspicious individuals that entered the laundromat at that time that I remem­bered. I thanked him for the information anyway and came back to the office to check the surveillance camera recordings.

I scrolled back to Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:00 AM and started watching. I noticed that I was in fact on duty – I saw in the recording that I was in the office at that time doing something on my laptop and watching the live footage of the surveillance cameras. The old man was already in the laundromat and was putting his clothes in the washing machines. I fast forwarded a little bit, and at around 10:48 AM, I saw myself get up and leave the office to do a round, which is basically checking to make sure everything in the laundromat is fine and nothing needs immediate attention. Seconds after I left the office, the old man started walking toward the office. I walked away from the office through one aisle and the old man was coming toward the office through the other aisle, so we didn’t see each other face to face. When the old man reached the office and looked in, he saw that it was vacant and turned around to go back. That’s when he saw me doing my round.

At this time, I saw myself looking in all the dryers (which are embedded in the walls) and in all the washers (which are in clusters in the center of the laundromat) to make sure there were no clothes left behind and no new severe damage to the machines. In the recording, I also saw the old man staring at me doing my round, checking all the machines. When I was done and headed back toward the office, the old man took the other aisle and went back to his folding table. Within a few minutes, he was out of the laundromat.

Yes, if you can tell by my story, the old man did in fact confuse me for a suspicious individual that was trying to rob the laundromat.

An hour or two later, I watched the Judge Pirro show. The first court case I missed because I didn’t watch the show from the beginning. The second court case involved a woman that was being sued for not paying a telephone bill. Instead of directly addressing the case, the defendant continued to irrelevantly bring her baby into the argument, who was three weeks old and died while their family was hiking, and kept using it and the trauma after the event as an excuse for not remembering what happened with the phone bill. The third court case involved a homosexual couple who came to court dressed in the same outfit suing a woman who got into a car accident because she was watching porn on her cell phone while driving. The interesting thing about this woman is that she’s a taxi driver.

After Judge Pirro was over, Divorce Court was on. The court case itself wasn’t that interesting or funny; it was about a man who was accused of cheating, but claims that he did not. He ended up taking a polygraph exam and proved that he did not cheat throughout the entire duration of his marriage. However, the funny part was a small thing I noticed in the background when the camera angles changed, and I managed to get a picture of it.

Yes, you are seeing that correctly. In the dead center of that picture is a CLOWN sitting in Divorce Court, listening to and watching the case unfold. He even came in full uniform with the white face paint, red puffy curly hair, a clown suit, and a bow tie. I don’t even know how he convinced the court that he was wearing his “formal” clothes.

Then, for I think the first time in my life, I watched a second movie, to make it two movies watched in one day. More on the second movie tomorrow.

After that, nothing significantly exciting happened. I cleaned a little bit and went home when it was time to close. My life is boring. The end.

 

What I’m Watching

Last summer, when this movie came out, I was told that it was one of the funniest movies ever re­leased, and that I particularly would enjoy it. Although I ended up not watching this movie last summer, I got a chance to watch it this morning. The movie I’m talking about is The Hangover.

The main plot of the movie is the story of four men spending some time at Las Vegas before attending a wedding. The only problem is, one of the four men is the person that’s getting married at said wedding. They expect everything to go just fine, have a little fun, and get back on time for the wedding, but things don’t work out as planned. After mistaking roofies for ecstasy, the four men black out and have to find out what exactly happened – and where their soon-to-be-husband friend has disappeared to.

Just as everyone said, this movie was funny. The idea of going to Las Vegas a few days before a wedding is funny in itself, but becomes much more interesting as the unexpected twists and turns both help and hurt the three men in their search for their friend.

 

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I actually had no desire to post a blog entry today, but I’m doing it anyway.

I spent most of today at our laundromat – I arrived at 8 AM to open up and left at around 7:40 PM when my mom came to take over for the rest of the night. Our employee’s on a one-week vacation, so my mom, my dad, and I have been alternating and watching the laundromat whenever we get several hours of consecutive free time.

I actually had an easy day today until about 5 PM. Our steady stream of customers were able to man­age themselves well, and the few questions they had for me were easily answered. Then, at around 5 PM, a family came with their three kids.

To make it even worse, about half an hour later, another family came with another three kids. There were six ridiculous and stupid little kids running around and making a disastrous mess for about two hours while their parents were doing laundry.

While they were there, they spilled so much stuff on the floor that I ended up sweeping the floor seven times and mopping the floor four times. The kids also randomly went in and out through an emergency door, so I had to go from the office to the emergency door to make them stop. Eventually, I was walking back and forth from the office and the emergency door so much that I thought it would just be better if I sat down in a chair next to the door.

I swear, if a television advertisement producer was nearby, he would’ve been ecstatic. I’m Asian and the little kids were Mexican, but if that wasn’t the case and we were all the same race, I’m sure the pro­ducer could’ve set up the commercial so it looked like I was the teenage father of six mentally insecure and insane kids, and made an awesome condom commercial out of it.

I’m back at the laundromat tomorrow, and as long as there’s not another herd of children, I think I’ll be fine. I prepared some stuff to do tomorrow, and hopefully that’ll be enough to keep me occupied. I have a highly-recommended movie ready to watch, a pending Pokémon episode from this past Saturday that I’ll be doing a plot summary on, some RuneScape/Jagex articles I have to catch up on, and some other miscellaneous critical analysis articles on topics selected by my readers.

That’s all for now. Good luck, and watch out for hobos.

 

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Benjamin Chow doesn’t know how to play Tetris.

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We ended up playing 29 games, 27 of which I won.

That’s only a 93.1% victory rate.

I suck at Tetris.

In other news, my dog got stung on the eyelid by a bee yesterday, and now the area around his left eye is so swollen that it looks like he has a golf ball stuck in his left eye socket. This is actually the second time he’s been stung by a bee in the eleven years that he’s been alive. I’m eighteen years old and I’ve never been stung by a bee (or any other stinging bug) at all.

 

Quote of the Day

“I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.”

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Today’s theme is the color pink. Find something that’s pink and make a creative photo.

It’s blurry because I didn’t have my camera handy and I had to take the picture with my phone.

 

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When I went to take a shower last night, I noticed that there were odd spots on the floor of the shower that weren’t there before.

I tried scrubbing it a little bit with my finger, but nothing happened.

Still curious about what it could be, I started taking a shower.

Suddenly, random floating droplets of water appeared in front of my face.

I realized I forgot to take my glasses off.

I took my glasses off and the spots on the floor disappeared. It makes me think that these discolored spots were always on the floor of the shower, but I never knew about it because I have horrible eye­sight and I couldn’t see them.

I fear the unknown.

(Please do not email me suggesting that those spots are made out of semen.)

 

Quote of the Day

“What the fuck does wtf stand for?!”

 

What I’m Reading

After being satisfied reading City of Bones, I read the next book in the Mortal Instruments series, City of Ashes by Cassandra Clare.

City of Ashes

We see the return of the characters from City of Bones, now faced with a new problem. The next of the Mortal Instruments is revealed, and like the previous one, it falls in dangerous hands. Clary, the main character, starts losing those around her to the dark side as she struggles to straighten out her life.

If you’ve read the first book in the series and you liked it, I recommend that you read this one as well. If you haven’t read the first book in the series and are interested in reading this one, I recommend reading the first one first. At the end of the this one, which is the second book, it reveals that the answer to something that troubles Clary will be revealed in the third book. I will be reading the third installment of the series, City of Glass, once the person that has it checked out returns it to the library.

 

The Daily Shoot Assignment of the Day

Challenge: The real world is in 3D. Make a photo that uses perspective or side light to create the illusion of depth.

The Daily Shoot, Assignment #252

 

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