Summer Classes OP

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Last year, I was able to take summer classes at my community college to get some really easy transfer credits for my main university. I planned on doing that this year as well; if you read my blog post from two days ago, you know that I recently took my first day of class for this summer semester.

Unfortunately, it’s not going to be quite that easy this semester.

I’m taking nine credits’ worth of class (which is the same as last year), but this year, I have two online classes instead of one. One of the online classes is a literature course, where we have to (literally) read the equivalent of one book a week (I say “equivalent” because sometimes we have to read poems or short stories, but on those weeks, we have several of them to read). Fortunately, the due dates for my second online class are staggered such that one entire unit is due every handful of weeks, rather than having small assignments due every few days.

This literature course is a lot more intensive than I was hoping for, and I ended up having to cram a ton of stuff earlier today because the due date for five different assignments was today at 5 PM, and I found out about all the assignments on Tuesday late afternoon.

This doesn’t necessarily mean I’m going to be spending less time posting stuff on my website, but it does mean that this migration process is going to take a lot longer than I had hoped because I’m going to have a lot less opportunities to sit down and do a lot of time-consuming work related to something that isn’t as urgent as my academic work.

On the bright side, if any of the papers I write for this class end up being interesting, I’ll post them on my website like I used to a long time ago when I wrote interesting papers more frequently in the past.

 

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“You Thought I Was Opening This For You?”

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Today was the first day of summer classes for Ed and me. We’re taking a few courses each at our local community college so we can transfer credits into our regular universities. Last year, we made a video; we did the same this year, but didn’t get as much good footage, so I’m probably going to save it for an unseen footage video.

When we arrived on campus, we noticed that there was a huge panel blocking the entrance that we took into the building last year, so we had to go around through a different entrance. Apparently, they shut down the center intersection of the building so you can’t go from one half of the building to another without having to walk all the way around the outside of the building.

During lunch, Ed and I went to McDonalds, like usual. We each received a free sample of a cherry-flavored slushie, and received two straws. Ed grabbed both straws and unraveled then. Then, he proudly thrust both straws into his sample.

He proudly looked at me with his troll face on and asked, “You thought I was opening this for you?”

After Ed’s second class was over, he came out to the car and texted me telling me that he was done. I made my way out of the computer lab where I was taking my online class to find that Ed had removed his sandals and given my car some eyebrows.

Car Eyebrows

After we returned home, I stopped by Ed’s house for about an hour or so. Meanwhile, three tiny children who live in Ed’s neighborhood decided it would be a great idea to come up to Ed’s door and accuse us of calling them big fat jerks, even though I had never seen them before in my life. I’m not quite sure what they were attempting to accomplish, but I think that Ed’s dad completely missed the point as to why they were at our door. Instead of acknowledging that they were even making an accusation at all, he told them to stop playing on his driveway because it’s dangerous, and if he’s not paying attention, he might run them over with his car when he’s coming back home.

I told them to stop being stupid liars and to go away.

They went away.

 

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Update on WordPress Migration

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I realize that it’s been a while since I started the migration of my website, and it’s also been a while since the date I had hoped to finish migrating everything. So, I decided to give a quick up date as to how much progress I’ve made, what I still have left to do, and how long I expect it to take.

As of today, everything on my website is migrated except for all blog posts written in 2011. That wording makes it seem like I’m very close to finishing, seeing as I have content from all the way back from early 2009, but unfortunately, I decided to do a blog-everyday-in-2011 challenge (and succeeded), so I still have 365 more pages to go.

What’s making blog posts more difficult and time-consuming to transfer than other pages is that I have to go through and remove manually-entered navigation code from the bottom of every blog post. What’s even more time-consuming about blog posts in 2011 is that I have to go through the old RSS feed and find out what I titled each blog post, so I can transfer the title as well – there is unfortunately no pre-made connection between the titles and the blog posts, so I have to put those in manually.

I would love to say that this will be done within the next week, but I don’t think that is going to happen, seeing as I’m about to start summer classes soon as well and will have even less time than I did before. Realistically, I could do about one month per day and still not get completely frustrated and exhausted by the transfer process. I will probably forget to, choose not to, or not have time to do a month a day once in a while. Seeing as there are 12 months remaining to transfer, I am going to say that the anticipated date for completion is the end of June.

As for the people who have offered to help me in the transfer process, although I really appreciate your offers, I am going to reject them. I’d rather finish this up myself because, first of all, that’s just the type of person I am, and also, I want to make sure that everything is done exactly how I want it to be done.

I will probably be posting another update when everything is finished, so keep your eyes out in late June for that. Meanwhile, if you think there are other things about my new website design and function that could be improved, feel free to use the contact form to let me know.

 

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Foot Cramps and The Number 5 are OP

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This past Wednesday, I took Ed Lam (also known as Grainyrice on the Internet) with me to martial arts to take a taekwondo class. According to Ed, this was the second time he had ever gone to a martial arts class. During his first class, all he did was play leap frog around the gym. So basically, this was his first real martial arts class.

The mass chaos started even before we arrived – on the way there, Ed got an epic foot cramp that inca­pac­i­tated him for over a full minute. According to Ed, the experience brought him enough pain that he felt he was “giving birth to his foot.” Apparently, some of his toes were stuck together, and he was arched over in misery for quite a while.

Upon arriving, Ed sat off to the side while I instructed an intermediate and advanced children’s class that takes place right before the adults’ class that Ed and I were going to take. I’m pretty sure Ed got pretty jealous at the intense skills the kids had.

When the time came for Ed to join in, we started with some warm-ups. A part of the warm-ups included everyone in the class counting off ten jumping jacks. Ed was last in line, and he started counting. He seemed to be doing great: “1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7 …”

At this point, I realized what Ed had done and stopped mid-jump to start cracking up in laughter. The remainder of the class started giggling as well, and our master (who is the equivalent of the head instructor) started at him with a “…” expression on his face.

Ed finished counting up, “8, 9, 10,” then acted as if nothing silly had happened. I notified Ed of his error, then realized that Ed most likely had no idea that he had even forgotten the number 5. He stood in confusion for a little bit, did one additional jumping jack, counted it as “5,” then smiled in contentment.

Normally on Wednesdays, we do sparring drills – that means, we put chest guards on and kick each other around to practice combat techniques. Unfortunately, today, we didn’t have enough people who brought their own sparring gear, so we ended up doing cardiovascular exercises instead.

A little over half-way through the 45-minute session (about 15 of which were used for stretching and warm-up drills), I noticed that Ed was missing. I looked around and saw him hunched over in the corner trying to catch his breath. He disappeared for a little while again, most likely to take a bathroom break and get some water, then came back looking as if he just experienced the most terrifying thing in his life. Moral of the story: Ed is weak. If you ever have to fight him one-on-one, just let him run around for five minutes and he’ll get exhausted, then he won’t have any endurance left to keep fighting. Also, we need to keep making fun of Ed so he starts exercising more.

The day following the work-out, Ed let me know that he was barely able to get out of his bed in the morning, and was unable to climb up the stairs without the help of his hands.

Earlier today, we had promotion testing for our taekwondo program. You might remember from last year that there are two promotion tests over the summer; I posted a few pictures from one of them. Our grandmaster brought his camera and took a bunch of photos, but they haven’t been uploaded to the Internet yet; when they do get uploaded, I’ll share some on my website in a future blog post.

 

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Gas Station Refill

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Have you ever wondered how gas stations get refills?

Gas Station Refill

A massive truck like the one pictured here comes along and shoves its giant hose into a hole in the ground, pumping gas into the deep abyss.

I dunno, at the time, I thought it would be a great idea to take a picture of this. Then I found it on my iPod Touch and wanted to do something with it so it would stop collecting dust, so I posted it here. The best part is, I wasn’t even able to center the camera on the actual hose that was pumping gas into the ground, and part of it is cut off by the right edge of the photo.

 

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This Week in League of Legends: Volibear

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I was hoping to get out the first “This Week in League of Legends” last week, but after getting caught up with some other stuff, I decided to spend another week playing Volibear before writing this up.

On the week of May 22, 2012, Volibear, the Thunder’s Roar, was one of the free champions for the free champion rotation. Volibear was actually one of the champions I’ve always wanted to try because he fits the role I like to play very well – he is a disruptive champion that can still deal a lot of damage, and can easily be built as an off-tank while almost maintaining the full tankiness of a straight tank and the full damage of a pseudo-carry.

Volibear

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Volibear’s passive is Chosen of the Storm. Every two minutes, Volibear will restore 30% of his maximum health once he receives damage that sets him below 30% of his health. This restoration process is relatively quick, and can help Volibear stay alive long enough in fights to finish off the opponent. However, it is still possible for someone with high amounts of damage to kill Volibear before his passive fully finishes kicking in.

Volibear’s Q ability is Rolling Thunder. For four seconds, Volibear gains 15% movement speed; this movement speed buff is increased to 45% if he is headed in the direction of a champion. If he basic attacks during these four sections, the attack will deal additional physical damage and flip the opponent over his shoulder.

Frenzy is what allows Volibear to deal lots of damage, and is his W ability. With every basic attack, up to three stacks, Frenzy will increase Volibear’s attack speed. The stacks will reset to 0 when Volibear is out of combat for four seconds. When Frenzy is at its full three stacks, its active portion activates. Volibear can then use it to deal a small nuke to a single target that scales off Volibear’s health and the amount of health the opponent is missing. Because of the high cooldown of 18 seconds, it is recommended to save this until later in the fight in order to maximize damage dealt, because once you use the ability, it is likely that you won’t be able to use it again in the same fight.

Volibear’s E is Majestic Roar, which deals magic damage around him, slows champions, and fears minions. The fear is useful for eliminating minion aggression for 3 seconds, as well as identifying clones such as those made by Shaco and LeBlanc (as these clones will be feared while the real champion will only be slowed).

Volibear’s ultimate is Thunder Claws. For 12 seconds, Volibear’s basic attacks unleash a chain of lightning that deals bonus magic damage to up to three additional targets. This allows him to deal additional damage in team fights where opponents are clumped up, as well as do area-of-effect damage with his basic attacks.

I usually take a defensive first item, like Doran’s Shield on Twisted Treeline or Ruby Crystal on Summoner’s Rift. On Twisted Treeline, I take my first point in Q for the utility so our team has a higher chance of getting first blood. On Summoner’s Rift, I take my first point in W for more damage output, and to be able to harass my opponent by inflicting damage (which is increased by the fact that I have a pure health starting item). For boots, I generally take Mercury Treads for the defense and tenacity. Usually, the only reason I would take Ninja Tabi is if the opposing team is heavily based on attack damage and/or does not carry many crowd control or stun abilities.

The next item I get is Wriggle’s Lantern. I find it useful to get this item both for the early game damage output (which balances out with the defense I already got from my starting item and boots) and for the free ward I get once every three minutes (which means, I can constantly have either the middle of Twisted Treeline or the intersection of Baron on Summoner’s Rift warded to check for attempted ganks).

The two core items that I always get in every game are Warmog’s Armor and Atma’s Impaler. I almost always rush Warmog’s Armor as quickly as possible to get it farmed up to its full potential as early as possible. On top of that, Warmog’s Armor synergizes nicely with both Volibear’s passive (if you have more health, you regenerate more health), and with Volibear’s W (which, as a reminder, scales off Volibear’s health). Atma’s Impaler provides attack damage that is scaled off health, so it works nicely with all the health that Warmog’s Armor provides. It also keeps Volibear bulky with the additional armor, as well as gives Volibear the chance to get lucky and turn a fight around with its increase of critical hit chance.

After these four items, the remaining items are completely conditional depending on what my team needs me to be. If I am continuing on with my own build, I would build Phage (which helps me stick to my opponents with its slow) and Recurve Bow (which allows me to hit more frequently, which is particularly helpful when my ultimate is active, as it is active for a flat 12 seconds and does not get deactivated after a particular number of hits). I eventually finish building these items into Frozen Mallet (which gives even more health, making Volibear more bulkier and making his abilities even more powerful), and either Wit’s End if I need magic resistance or Ionic Spark if I don’t.

After all my item slots are filled, if the game is still going on and I have more gold, I sell my Doran’s Shield and replace it with a stronger defensive item, depending on the situation – Frozen Heart if the dominating opponents are more heavily based on attack damage, and Force of Nature if the dominating opponents are more heavily based on ability power. Both of these items work well with Volibear: Frozen Heart gives Volibear cooldown reduction so he can use his abilities more frequently, while Force of Nature gives Volibear health regeneration based off his maximum health (which, at this point, should be extremely high). Finally, if the game happens to go on even longer and I have even more gold, I will most likely sell my Wriggle’s Lantern and replace it with a Bloodthirster, as the extra attack damage and life steal is usually more beneficial on Volibear than the wards. Any additional spare gold after this point should be spent on Elixirs.

One item I usually do not like getting on Volibear (or on any off-tank or tank) is Guardian Angel. Even though you’re built to output a lot of damage, you should still be the (or one of the) bulkiest and tankiest person on your team. If your enemies see you with a Guardian Angel, they’ll completely give up on killing you and target down your squishier allies before getting to you, which effectively puts all your health and defensive capabilities to waste. The enemies will get frustrated with you, naturally avoid attacking you, become automatically better at target firing, and prevent you from absorbing all the punishment that you can eat up without a problem.

If you’re familiar with how I play League of Legends, I always get Heal and Teleport on Summoner’s Rift, and Heal on Twisted Treeline. With Volibear, I think the best secondary summoner spell for Twisted Treeline is either Ignite or Exhaust. Because you are a melee champion and you will be in the middle of all your opponents soaking up damage, you will be in range to be able to Ignite or Exhaust key enemies. Because you won’t have to worry about kiting opponents, you will have more of your attention to focus on who is restoring the most health and needs to be Ignited, or who is outputting the most damage and needs to be Exhausted. Also, Ignite is extremely useful to pick up first blood on Twisted Treeline and get yourself the early 400 gold lead to start with your basic boots of speed.

When engaging in team fights, I like to initiate with my Q and start chasing an opponent, usually someone who relies heavily on range for safety in order to disrupt their positioning and throw them off. Sometimes, your opponents will Flash out of your Q because they know that it could mean instant death if your allies follow up the flip – this is good, as if you get the upper hand in the team fight, your opponents will have no summoner spells for easy escapes over walls. After I flip an opponent, I keep moving and take a step in the direction I think they are going to run in order to stick to them as much as possible, always moving between attacks. Once the opponent realizes where they are and tries to reposition themselves, I activate E to slow them. By this time, I should have auto attacked enough times for my W to be active. When the biggest threat is low of health, I hit them with my W to quicken the kill and to remove them from the picture. I then prioritize the next target and flip and slow them again if those abilities are out of cooldown. This process is repeated until all enemies are killed. At any point in this process, when other enemies join the team fight, I activate my R to deal area of effect damage. I don’t activate it immediately or if we are engaging against only one opponent, as, although it will deal extra damage to the one opponent, it will be much more useful when there are also other enemies to receive damage as well. If at any point an enemy is attempting to run away because they are low of health and my Q is out of cooldown, I charge at them and flip them back into the fight so they remain in range of my Thunder Claws and I end up passively picking up the kill while still targeting down someone else.

Overall, I think that Volibear is an extremely fun champion to play. Volibear is one of two current champions who can flip people out of position (the other being Singed), which is an extremely powerful ability in many different situations. I have heard from friends that Volibear is relatively underpowered compared to other champions, but I have still been able to successfully get a positive score with Volibear in all but a few games (meaning, I had more kills than deaths), even if we were defeated. In about half of the games, I carried my team, even as an off-tank. In two separate instances, I engaged enemies 3-on-1 on Twisted Treeline, but still managed to kill them all and score an ace. If you put in the effort to get good with Volibear and be alert to how you can disrupt your enemies as much as possible, you will be an important part of any team composition.

 

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