After a dizzying two-hour car ride from Madison, I am finally back in my home town in the Chicago suburbs.

Because our family business was left unattended during the time my parents came to pick me up, we had to go straight there to make sure nobody set off firecrackers inside and burnt a hole through our ceiling (fortunately, nobody did).

That also meant that I was easily able to go to my martial arts academy (because, for those of you who don’t know, it is next door to our family business). After playing a game of League of Legends with Simon, my instructor, we went out to the main gym area as classes began, to teach.

Tomorrow, I’ll be headed to our alternate academy location for martial arts photographs – this also means that I will have new photos of Kyra, our mascot.

As of today, I am officially done with the second-to-last semester of undergraduate studies, and the last normal semester (seeing as my overall last semester is going to be this coming summer, during which I will be doing an internship for course credit).

I finished my last final exam earlier today for my criminology course, and now all I have to do is wait for all my exams to be graded and the scores compiled, calculated, and entered into my transcript.

As you can probably guess, this is also why I haven’t really been updating my website much lately or streaming at all – I’ve been studying for my last stretch of final exams.

As of right now, my plan is to spend tomorrow in Madison taking care of final move-out stuff (such as returning office keys to my various workplaces, packing up, and cleaning). My parents plan on coming to pick me up Friday early afternoon, and I’ll be headed back home for the weekend until Sunday, which is when we’ll be coming back for my graduation commencement ceremony.

I will also be taking this time to catch up on a lot of website maintenance stuff I’ve been falling behind on, as well as preparing to produce more content. Like usual, I’m not able to stream from home be­cause of the poor Internet connection, but I do have access to a better Internet connection at a different location during different parts of the day, so this doesn’t mean that I will never be streaming again in the future.

Stay tuned in the next few days as I get more information and am able to provide more updates.

I ordered some beef fried rice from a local Chinese food restaurant.

When I opened it up, I noticed that it didn’t really have beef in it, and it instead had this large chunks of white fleshy stuff.

If anything, I think this is more fish fried rice than it is beef fried rice.

Oh, the mysteries of Chinese food.

My Internet service provider, ResTech services, has a customer service department that’s open until midnight.

At 12:04 AM, four minutes after midnight, my Internet started beginning to fail.

FOUR MINUTES after the customer service department closes.

My Internet is randomly disconnecting and reconnecting, and when it does eventually reconnect, it’s extremely slow.

The worst part is that I have an exam coming up in a little over 12 hours, and I need to do some final preparations, which involve downloading documents from my course website.

I’ve been spending the past eight minutes or so trying to download a 1 MB PDF document, and it’s still not finished.

So I decided to come on my blog to write about this tragic moment as I panic, and procrastinate trying to find a solution to this Internet crisis that I will most likely not end up finding, and going to sleep.

It’s the middle of April right now.

And it’s snowing again.

wtf.

What better things to do than visit Ed’s goldfish during spring break, right?

Of course, I also visited Ed while I was at his house, but his goldfish seemed mighty worthy of a photo­graph and a placement on my website. Now they are on their paths to becoming Internet superstar sensations.