Some of you might know my buddy Simon – he is my primary martial arts instructor, and we occasion­ally play League of Legends together.

Today, he brought in a Korean snack. Koreans, being all Asian and such, try to make as many things educational as possible, even their food. This snack was designed to help kids learn about character­istics of animals.

We came across one about whales.

What’s bigger than biggest? Biggesy.

Something that people have repeatedly requested is for me to create an Ask.fm account. This is similar to the website Formspring, but is apparently the new trend. Supposedly, it’s primarily popular among the teenage group; if you’re not aware already, a large portion of my follower base consists of teen­agers, which logically explains why I’ve been getting many requests.

I finally decided to satisfy your requests by creating an Ask.fm account. I proceeded to leave it up for a day or so and spread around the link so people would start asking me questions. After a little under 24 hours, I got about 200 questions. While going through them, there were about 50 that I either chose not to answer, or were spam. That meant 154 questions made it to the final cut, all of which I answered publicly a few days ago.

http://ask.fm/Parkzer

No, I will not be regularly checking my Ask.fm, so if you missed your chance, you’re out of luck. However, I will go on another answering spree in a few months, so feel free to continue asking questions, and I will get to them eventually.

If you’re interested and/or curious, you can check out my answers. Some of the questions I answered include (reworded for simplicity and clarity):

• What’s something weird you find attractive?
• What is your opinion on pornographic actress Sasha Grey?
• How do I get out of your friend zone?
• What tattoos do you want to get?
• What is your opinion of me secretly watching you three times a week?
• How did you end up casting the Tetris world championships?
• Have you ever considered suicide?
• How do I commit the perfect crime?

Because I filtered out the spam and stupid questions, the content on there is actually pretty good. If you’ve got some spare time, I think it’s worth checking out (but then again, I think all my content is worth checking out, so that opinion might be biased).

If you’re lazy and don’t want to scroll up for the link, here it is again: http://ask.fm/Parkzer

It’s been a while since YouTube came out with their new profile design (the “One” design, I think it’s called).

I actually don’t think it’s that bad, but I haven’t really gotten around to really looking into it and customizing it to make it look nice.

After a lot of pressure from my supporters, I’ve gone ahead and finally uploaded a banner. The best part is that it’s very characteristic of a banner I would make.

Yes, my banner is literally plain black with a random white X in it.

(For those of you pointing out that a lot of the graphics I make are well-designed, yes, that is the case for a lot of things, but I also have a tendency to make very simple and minimalistic designs as well.)

Have you ever pulled up to a gas station, only to realize the pump is on the opposite side of your car’s gas input?

I went to the gas station today and found a woman who ran into that dilemma.

To her, it was clearly a non-issue.

While I was playing League of Legends earlier today with my buddies Hao and Lalo, Lalo mentioned that he windshield wipers on his car were broken.

“How did you break your windshield wipers?”

“Because I was sitting on my car.”

“Why were you sitting on your car?”

“Because I was looking at the stars.”

Both Hao and I burst into laughter, to which Lalo responds, “Looking at the stars is underrated!”

My buddy Lalo broke the windshield wipers on his car. I asked him how. He replied "because I was looking at the stars." lololol

— Adam (@Parkzer) July 4, 2013

If you’ve been a religious reader of my website and a dedicated viewer of my videos, you might remember that two years ago, we had a massive storm that swept through my neighborhood during the summer that resulted in a bunch of downed power lines and flooding everywhere.

A very similar thing happened this year, and in some areas, the flooding was actually worse than it was two years ago.

On the way to our family business, we passed a road we usually take, that was closed down. Upon closer scrutiny, we found out that the road was closed because the power posts in the area had fallen over, and there were power lines on the ground everywhere beside the road.

Upon arriving at our family business, I used a inkjet printer to print out a sign to post up. This was the first time I had used a inkjet printer in an extremely long time, because I usually use commercial laser printers at university or at my workplaces. I had forgotten that inkjet means that there is actually ink on the paper.

Oops.

After sticking around the family business for a little bit, I went to martial arts. After the curriculum and sparring classes, we had two students stick around, and we played a modified version of basketball with them, using a dodgeball.

One of the students went for a shot from a distance. D’Shawn, one of the assistant/training instructors, who was my teammate, jumped up and spiked the ball so it wouldn’t go into the hoop.

(These photos are poor quality because they were taken from security camera footage.)

The ball made full-speed impact into my face, and bounced off to the side.

The ball then proceeds to continue traveling and collides with the student’s face as well.

The destruction finally ends, and both of us die, giving D’Shawn a double kill. Simon, the head instruc­tor who is standing near the blue pillar, facepalms.

As you can see, D’Shawn can get very passionate about games, even at the expense of his own team­mate.