I Voted

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Happy Election Day

 

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“Cutlet”

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I went to a Korean restaurant today and had 돈까스.

I wanted to know what it was in English, so I put it in Google Translate … and I got “cutlet.”

 

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How not to make a birthday cake

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First of all, to everyone who wished me a happy birthday, thanks.

Moving on to the point of this blog post, I had a conversation with my friend Mitzi today. Apparently her birthday was two days ago, and her sister made her a birthday cake.

Usually, when you have a birthday cake, you want to write a message on it, such as “Happy Birthday, Mitzi!” or “Wow, you’re an old grandmother now, Mitzi!”

Well … this was her cake.

I literally could not stop laughing for at least a full half minute after seeing that cake.

Not only is it hilarious that it doesn’t even say “Happy Birthday,” and it just says her name, as if her sister was afraid she was going to lose the cake, but you can barely even tell that her name is written on it. It looks more like there was an accident and her sister spilled a little frosting on top of the cake.

To add to the humor, it seems as if she ran out of mini cupcakes, so there’s only two at the top instead of three.

It was apparently a rainbow cake.

I guess rainbows now only contain three colors.

 

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Epiphany

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I looked on the calendar today and saw that tomorrow was labeled as “Epiphany.”

For a little while I thought I was going to have an epiphany tomorrow. Maybe find the cure to cancer, or discover how to place a man on the sun without him dying.

…

Then I realized Epiphany was a religious holiday.

That was a little anti-climatic.

 

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Going to be answering a couple hundred more questions

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About half a year ago, I answered a massive batch of questions on ask.fm upon request. I think it’s about time to answer a bunch more.

If you’re interested in having a question answered, feel free to leave it at:

http://ask.fm/Parkzer

Spam or things that are not questions will not be answered. There are also a small set of topics regarding which I do not discuss publicly. Other than that, I’ll try and get to and an­swer every question. The an­swers will hopefully be posted within the next week or two.

In other news, happy day-after-Christmas, and I hope you’re having a good holiday season.

 

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