If you’re not familiar with League of Legends’ advanced play, you might have some difficulty figuring out what’s going on.
In the current meta and state of the Summoner’s Rift map, a very easy way to get ahead in top lane is to do a jungle camp. There are two different ways you can do this – you can either take Teleport, kill the camp at level 1 and hit level 2 off of it, recall back to base, then Teleport back to top lane … or, you can be Heimerdinger, set up turrets, solo the camp, then walk to lane with Ignite instead of Teleport.
I was being Heimerdinger, obviously, so I was doing the second option.
Unfortunately, my pants-on-head retarded jungler by the name of “TopCarriesU” didn’t understand that.
Normally, I kill Gromp when I’m on the southwest side of the map, and the golems (or whatever their new names are now) when I’m on the northeast side of the map. My jungler generally has no problem with me doing this because he can very easily start on the opposite side of the map (where he will get the help of both his ADC and support), and because there are plenty of camps to go around at level 1.
But for some reason, my Kha’Zix had a problem with me getting ahead in lane.
Instead of just going to bottom lane and starting his golems, getting the help of his ADC and support, he instead decides to sit on the other side of the wall as I do Gromp. When it gets into Smite range, he takes it, reducing the amount of XP I get from it so I don’t hit level 2 off of it.
The worst part is that I didn’t even all-in on the Gromp, because I assumed that Kha’Zix would also be attacking the Gromp. I never realized someone could be so spiteful that they would sit on the other side of the wall to make sure they could screw over their “ally” to maximum efficiency.
(Note: All-inning a jungle camp means putting down all three available turrets before it spawns, then juggling aggro between yourself and the turrets just enough that by the time the camp dies, you regenerate to full health and walk back to lane completely healthy at level 2.)
Needless to say, after this had happened, I instantly left the game.
I see no reason to play with someone who wants me to do badly.
This isn’t a rare occurrence either. I just happen to be using this example because I was streaming at the time and was able to take a screenshot to accompany my story.
And if you’re considering playing League of Legends, this is something you should take into consideration. Sure, anyone could “deal with it,” but the real question is, do you really want to?
I sure don’t.
Every time I play League of Legends, I get reminded why I hate playing it
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If you’re not familiar with League of Legends’ advanced play, you might have some difficulty figuring out what’s going on.
In the current meta and state of the Summoner’s Rift map, a very easy way to get ahead in top lane is to do a jungle camp. There are two different ways you can do this – you can either take Teleport, kill the camp at level 1 and hit level 2 off of it, recall back to base, then Teleport back to top lane … or, you can be Heimerdinger, set up turrets, solo the camp, then walk to lane with Ignite instead of Teleport.
I was being Heimerdinger, obviously, so I was doing the second option.
Unfortunately, my pants-on-head retarded jungler by the name of “TopCarriesU” didn’t understand that.
Normally, I kill Gromp when I’m on the southwest side of the map, and the golems (or whatever their new names are now) when I’m on the northeast side of the map. My jungler generally has no problem with me doing this because he can very easily start on the opposite side of the map (where he will get the help of both his ADC and support), and because there are plenty of camps to go around at level 1.
But for some reason, my Kha’Zix had a problem with me getting ahead in lane.
Instead of just going to bottom lane and starting his golems, getting the help of his ADC and support, he instead decides to sit on the other side of the wall as I do Gromp. When it gets into Smite range, he takes it, reducing the amount of XP I get from it so I don’t hit level 2 off of it.
The worst part is that I didn’t even all-in on the Gromp, because I assumed that Kha’Zix would also be attacking the Gromp. I never realized someone could be so spiteful that they would sit on the other side of the wall to make sure they could screw over their “ally” to maximum efficiency.
(Note: All-inning a jungle camp means putting down all three available turrets before it spawns, then juggling aggro between yourself and the turrets just enough that by the time the camp dies, you regenerate to full health and walk back to lane completely healthy at level 2.)
Needless to say, after this had happened, I instantly left the game.
I see no reason to play with someone who wants me to do badly.
This isn’t a rare occurrence either. I just happen to be using this example because I was streaming at the time and was able to take a screenshot to accompany my story.
And if you’re considering playing League of Legends, this is something you should take into consideration. Sure, anyone could “deal with it,” but the real question is, do you really want to?
I sure don’t.
I’m guessing that my character’s size is somehow factored into the range indicator, which is why I’m able to stand inside the circle but not get shot by any defensive structures?
This obviously makes no difference for me because I already know the range of the turrets, but this will probably be confusing for some new players who are still trying to learn the game.