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We finally bought a new snowblower to replace the old one that’s been broken for three years.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Monday, December 21, 2009

I’m too lazy to open it, though.

 

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I’ve been pretty busy lately trying to catch up on everything at once, and haven’t had a chance to blog. But now that I’m on winter break for the rest of the year and the first few days of next year, I’ll try to blog everyday with something I accomplished that day.

Today, I was digging through one of the storage containers in the garage and found my old brown boots from last year. After I pulled them out and took a look at them, I concluded that there were rats in our storage container.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Sunday, December 20, 2009

What else would leave marks like that on my shoes?

 

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Snack time!

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Tuesday, December 08, 2009

A leftover bologna sandwich, Cheez-Its, brownies with whipped cream, and a slice of blueberry pie with whipped cream.

I’m so fat

 

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How to have an orgasm in your mouth.

1. Purchase some brownies and whipped cream.

2. Apply the whipped cream on the top surface of a piece of brownie.

3. Consume by inserting into your mouth.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Sunday, December 06, 2009

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you eat too many of these and become fat.

Anyway, they’re really good. I just had about 12 of them and am about to have my 13th.

 

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Znoe.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Thursday, December 03, 2009

 

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I have a buddy that wasn’t too happy today (actually technically it’s yesterday) when I told her that I haven’t been blogging about how my Thanksgiving has been.

I actually don’t think my Thanksgiving was interesting enough for anyone to care about it.

But I didn’t want to let down my good buddy.

So here’s a blog post just for you.

Hi Elyse.

 

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