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My parents went after-Christmas shopping today and bought this.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Sunday, December 27, 2009

It’s popcorn.

Apparently, the cashier didn’t know that it was popcorn, saw the Miller Lite logo, and thought it was beer. Their store policy requires manager approval for alcoholic beverage transactions to be made after age verification. She didn’t ask for my dad’s identification because he’s obviously older than 21 years, so she called her manager over right away so the transaction could be done.

I’m sure it was a genuine mistake, but how does someone make a mistake thinking that beer comes in a giant aluminum cylindrical container, 10 inches in height and 8 inches in diameter? o__O

 

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I think we got over a foot of snow today, because there was about a foot on the driveway that I had to clear off. Luckily, thanks to our new too-powerful-for-its-own-good snowblower, I was able to finish the job in about 25 minutes.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, December 16, 2009

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, December 16, 2009

 

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WHO ELSE LIKES TO CREEP UP ON THEIR DOG WHILE THEY’RE SLEEPING AND TAKE PICTURES OF THEM?!

Five Minutes in My Head - Friday, December 25, 2009

WOO HOO!

 

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I spent the day at the family business today. Except for when I went to eat, go to the bathroom, or find out what someone was complaining about, this is essentially what I saw all day (a view from the chair in the office):

Five Minutes in My Head - Thursday, December 24, 2009

 

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I found some MORE BOOTS.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Wednesday, December 23, 2009

They’re a lot more comfy than the boots I found three days ago. And they don’t have odd marks on the tips.

And I think they’re steel-toed, so I can go around kicking people’s shins and not hurt my toes.

 

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So I finally opened up the new snowblower that we bought, took it out of the box, and assembled it.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I used it to clear our driveway, and I think that’s the fastest I’ve ever cleared the driveway in my life. I think I finished in like 20 minutes.

That thing’s too powerful for its own good.

 

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