Going to a Destination Epic Fail

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If you’ve been a reader of my blog for the past year, you might possibly remember that I used to have a lot of fails with the bus a long time ago when I first started using public transportation.

For example, on the first day I ever rode a public bus, I failed to be noticed by the bus driver because I was standing at the wrong spot. A few days after that, I stood at a bus stop that was no longer in service because I misinterpreted the schedule and thought that late-night service was active on all days except Friday and Saturday nights, rather than only Friday and Saturday nights.

Today, I had a bus fail that, I believe, outfails all the other bus fails I’ve ever had in my life.

Today is Sunday, which means that the tae kwon do club at UW-Madison meets from 2 PM until 4 PM. Today also happens to be an early Sunday in September, which means that the qualifiers for the Ironman Triathalon is held in Madison, Wisconsin.

For those of you who don’t know, the Ironman Triathalon is an annual event where people swim 2.4 miles (3.86 km), bike 112 miles (180.25 km), and run 26.2 miles (42.195 km). Every year, iron men (and women) come to Madison, Wisconsin to compete in the qualifiers. For this event, there are tons of streets everywhere that are closed, and bus routes are rerouted so they don’t interfere with the participants.

Back to UW TKD. The tae kwon do club meets at the Gymnasium-Natatorium, which is quite a distance away from my apartment (nothing compared to the distance the Ironman competitors travel, but still too far for my walking comfort). So, I ride the bus from the Brogden Psychology Building up to the Gymnasium-Natatorium.

Sometime around 1:30 PM, I boarded the bus to go to the Gym-Nat. As I was riding the bus, I noticed that we were going to places that were not on the standard route. I assumed that it was because of the Ironman Triathalon and didn’t really think much of it, assuming that I would get to the Gym-Nat without a problem.

A while later, I realized that the bus was driving com­pletely around Observatory Dr., which is where the Gym-Nat is located. I became very much more alert to see where I was going, and realized that we were headed towards University Bay and UW Hospital.

After waiting a few minutes longer, I realized that I was now far northwest of the main UW campus and had no idea where I was going. Fortunately, I knew that the bus route I took travels in a circular route, so I knew that eventually I would end up back at a place with which I was familiar. But until then, I was stuck on a bus miles away from both my apartment and my destination.

After sitting on the bus for about 45 minutes and getting a tour of Eagle Heights and Picnic Point, I finally noticed that we were heading back to the main UW campus. As we approached the Brogden Psychology Building, I pulled the stop cable and got off the bus.

So yes, you read that correctly.

I got on the bus at the psychology building, stayed on the bus for 45 minutes, then got off the bus at the psychology building.

And I never made it to the Gym-Nat.

This is the third time in the past week or so that the Madison Metro system has miserably let me down.

 

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Social Sciences Copy Shop Epic Fail

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If you attend the University of Wisconsin-Madison in the United States and you ever need to buy something from the copy shop in the Sewell Social Sciences building, prepare for one of the most frustrating experiences in your college/university career.

Back on the 6th of this month, I went to the copy shop to buy a reader for my sociological enterprise course. For those who are unfamiliar with university vocabulary, a “reader” is basically a huge collection of documents relevant to the course for which they were made; it’s more or less a replacement for a textbook with materials that the instructor or professor specifically picked out for his or her course.

Being the beginning of the semester, there were a lot of students waiting to purchase their own readers for their own classes, so I had to wait a while in line. Not a big deal, though, and not really frustrating, because I was checking and responding to emails and texting anyway and it didn’t matter that I was doing it while standing in line rather than standing outside the lecture hall for my following class waiting for the previous class to be dismissed.

After waiting about five minutes in line, I look up and notice a sign. It’s a tad bit too far away for me to be able to see it, so I wait another few minutes until I slowly make it closer and closer to the sign as I advance in line. Then I cross the point where I am able to read the sign, and notice that it says that credit or debit cards are not accepted.

I put on my -.- face and step out of line. My reader costs a little bit over $20 and I rarely ever carry over a dollar of cash in my wallet. I walk over to the closest no-charge ATM, which is in the building next door.

And of course, it decides that the 6th of September is an excellent day to break.

I decide that it’s acceptable to wait a few more days to purchase my reader, and add “go to working ATM” to my todo list.

Two days later (which would be two days ago), I grab my keys, iPod Touch, and laptop bag to go to an ATM on my way to class. When I arrive at the ATM, I notice that my wallet is missing. The best part is that when I went to grab my keys, they were sitting right on top of my wallet, but for whatever reason, I decided not to grab my wallet as well.

So I went another day without my reader.

Finally, yesterday, I grabbed both my keys as well as my wallet before going to class to stop by the ATM. I successfully withdrew $25 from the ATM. After attending my morning classes, I went to the copy shop in the social sciences building during my lunch break to finally purchase my reader.

I arrive and it’s closed.

Resisting the urge to just hop over the counter, find my reader, and process the transaction myself, I read the sheet of paper stuck to the wall to discover that the copy shop is closed every day during lunch hours.

Whoever decided it’s a good idea to close during lunch hours when everyone has free time to stop by and purchase their readers should get fired.

Yes, I did eventually manage to buy my reader a few hours later.

To top off the frustration, it’s not even three-hole punched so I can’t even put it in my binder without hole punching a couple hundred pages myself eight sheets at a time with a hand-operated three-hole puncher.

 

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Lavender Town Syndrome

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Earlier today, my friend Benjamin Chow told me about an interesting disorder he ran into called Lavender Town Syndrome. For those of you who don’t know, I have a pretty solid knowledge of the fundamentals of Pokémon and psychology, and Benjamin thought I would be a good candidate to ask for more information about this syndrome. Unfortunately, I had not heard of it before today, so I went online and did some research about Lavender Town Syndrome to find out what it was and make a judgment of if it is real or not.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Pokémon, Lavender Town is a small town from the original first generation Pokémon game series that contained the Pokémon Tower, which is a tall building that housed the graves of dead Pokémon. The environment in this town is down and depressing, and the music that plays in the background is haunting and eerie.

Lavender Town made its first appearance in Japan in the Pokémon Red and Green versions on February 27, 1996. Supposedly, shortly afterwards, there was a peak in the number of deaths of children aged 8-12, which is the target audience of Pokémon games. These deaths were generally suicides by young children, and the suicides were preceeded by headaches, migranes, irritability, and violence. After some investigation, people started claiming that the cause of these deaths was the music found in Lavender Town.

If you want more detailed information about Lavender Town Syndrome, you can Google it and read it from other websites.

http://google.com/search?q=Lavender+Town+Syndrome

The main proposal of those claiming Lavender Town Syndrome is real is that the creators of the Lavender Town music encoded a special sound wave in the track that only undeveloped ears can hear. When young individuals hear this, they would be driven crazy and start doing things they would normally not do. Adults would not be able to hear this special sound wave because they have fully developed ears. Basically, what they are attempting to say is that there were binaural beats encoded into the Lavender Town music and it caused children to act unnaturally.

Going off of just this information, I can disprove that binaural beats, or anything that children can hear that adults cannot, affected the children.

First, the only way something can be heard by children and not heard by adults is if the pitch of the sound is extremely high. On average, those who are 18 years of age or higher cannot hear anything higher-pitched than 17 kilohertz. Thus, if children were to be affected by something that adults cannot hear, it must be something that is greater than about 17 kilohertz.

Next, by definition, binaural beats are two different sound waves, one fed into each ear, that have different wave lengths, causing beating sounds which affect brain waves to stimulate or relax the mind. To have any effect on the brain, the sound waves that create the binaural beats must have a frequency of 1 kilohertz or less. Thus, if the sound waves are greater than 1 kilohertz, they would not have any subliminal effect on the brain.

On a side note, there is no evidence that proves (or even suggests) that you lose your ability to hear low-frequency sounds as you get older. Thus, any low sound has an equal probability of being heard by both adults and children.

Putting this all together, if binaural beats were what was causing children to exhibit violent and/or suicidal behavior, adults would have been affected as well. However, the discoverers of Lavender Town Syndrome explicitly state that individuals with fully developed ears cannot hear what is causing these behaviors. In conclusion, the two proposals ([1] the cause of this behavior can be heard by underdeveloped ears but not by fully developed ears, and [2] the cause of this behavior is binaural beats) are contradictory and inconsistent.

In case that’s not enough to convince you that Lavender Town Syndrome is fake, I found an interesting discrepancy in the evidence the discoverers of Lavender Town Syndrome provide.

Supposedly, on April 12, 1996, an eleven-year-old child named 京极 勝女 (those are Asian characters and might not render properly on all machines or devices) died after showing obstructive sleep apnea (ceasing to breathe while sleeping), severe migranes, otorrhagia (bleeding from the external auditory canal of the ear), and tinnitus (auditory hallucinations). That seems normal until you take a closer look at the name. The first, third, and fourth characters in the name, as expected, are in Japanese because this occured when the game was only available in Japan. However, someone who is Chinese, Japanese, or is familiar with Asian characters will immediately notice that the second character is not like the others. That’s because the second character in the name is in Chinese.

Unless Japanese people started randomly putting Chinese characters in their name for a short period of time (which I’m sure they did not), 京极 勝女 is not a real person, but rather a made-up name by someone who didn’t quite check his/her sources and simply put together some characters to form a name. (For those of you who do not understand the oddity of something like this, think of it this way: if you are American, would you randomly put a Russian character in your name simply because the inhabitants of both the United States of America and Russia are light-skinned and look aesthetically similar?)

If the discoverers of this syndrome are so desperate for people to believe them that they create false evidence like this, then I think we can all rest assured that Lavender Town Syndrome is just a myth and we can continue playing Pokémon without any concerns.

 

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The Truth About x10Hosting: What Really Happened to Adam Parkzer

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UPDATE (DEC 16 2010): I received a phone call from a man identifying himself as Corey, the CEO of x10Hosting. Upon his request and his claim that a legal company affiliated with x10Hosting may take action against me for defamatory content, I made a few edits. All information about events that oc­curred for which I cannot give solid evidence has been removed. I have removed Corey’s last name and the last names of all individuals who had a staff-affiliation with x10Hosting at the time of these events. Finally, I reworded a handful of sentences that could possibly have a negative connotation to ensure that the proceeding story is presented from a neutral standpoint.

Back in the summer of 2009, I would spend a few hours a day on x10Hosting’s forum, browsing around and replying to almost every thread. I slowly moved my way up in rank until I eventually became part of the ranked support staff and became a moderator for the support area.

Suddenly, on February 4th, 2010, I posted a public note of resignation on my profile and never signed back in again. Anyone that wasn’t directly involved with the issue that caused me to leave was lost in the dark; they had no idea why someone so dedicated to promoting the well-being of x10Hosting so ab­ruptly decided to leave and cut all connections with the company.

Today – August 4th, 2010 – is the half-year anniversary of my departure from x10Hosting. I thought that today would be a good day to publicly release the entire story behind my resignation, so anyone that is still interested can be rewarded for their patience.

Before I achieved a position of power in x10Hosting, there was a Pakistani named Zubair Barkat that joined the x10Hosting forums and tried to build up his reputation inside the community. Unfortunately, that didn’t go very well for him. Being Pakistani, he was unable to speak English in an understandable way, but still chose to post excessively in an English-speaking forum. His lack of English skills with his natural inability to communicate made a majority of his posts seem like worthless spam.

Zubair then realized that the more posts he made, the more likely he was to be noticed. More posts meant a higher post count and a higher chance to receive reputation. He took up his posting to turbo mode and posted more spam as if he wasn’t spamming enough. He would repeat things that more reliable people already said before him, probably because he thought it would make him seem more intelligent, even though it was actually making him look more idiotic.

Obviously, every forum has foreigners and every forum has spammers. If Zubair was simply a spammer, he could have been dealt with easily – a few warnings and infractions should have been enough to en­courage him to tone down his spamming. But it didn’t just stop there.

Soon after, I found out that Zubair was hosting illegal content on his website, and his website was hosted by x10Hosting, effectively making x10Hosting the host of this illegal content. Zubair had a nice collection of illegal things, including cracked software with key generators and ripped movies. I alerted the x10Hosting CEO, Corey, and other x10Hosting staff members. Zubair’s hosting accounts were promptly permanently suspended for the illegal content. Unfortunately, a hosting account sus­pension is independent from a forum account suspension, and Zubair was still active on the x10Hosting forums.

Shortly after his suspension, Zubair started spamming the free hosting support area and kept asking why he was suspended, claiming that he had every right to possess and link to illegal content. In rebellion, Zubair recreated some websites with new hosting accounts, which were also promptly permanently suspended upon their discovery. Eventually, Zubair switched hosts and began hosting his illegal content on other web hosts. I pursued him for a few days, but eventually gave up as it wasn’t worth my time.

Some time later, Zubair returned to the x10Hosting forum and started breaking more rules, including more excessive spamming, possessing multiple forum accounts, and copyright infringement. Overall, Zubair managed to gather up a seven-day temporary suspension for his actions (but I don’t know exactly what the specific reason for the suspension was).

After his temporary suspension, Zubair proved that he was still too dense to understand what was acceptable and what was not. Zubair took a nulled version of vBulletin (which is the vBulletin software cracked so a purchased license is no longer required to use it) and claimed that he bought it. He proceeded to say that he no longer needed it and was selling it at a cheap price (I don’t remember the price). An x10Hosting staff member noticed something suspicious about the sale and investigated; he found out that Zubair was participating in illegal activity again and permanently banned him and all of his other accounts.

Sometime after all this happened, I achieved my position of x10Hosting support staff. I was able to moderate and manage the free hosting support area for a few months in peace, until Zubair subtly returned. He used the username “Boss is the Best” and began posting as a different person. Never­theless, his poor English was so distinct that I was able to tell it was him immediately. After putting ex­treme pressure on him, I managed to get him to confess that he was Zubair. I forwarded this information on to Corey and asked for permission to ban him for ban evasion. I received a response that I would have never expected: “Give him another chance.”

So I gave him another chance. Zubair spammed his way to a high rank, and became eligible for support staff status and forum moderation. He received credit for repeating information that other people stated before him. Zubair, a spammer, a copyright infringer, and a criminal, was a person in power at x10­Hosting.

From there, I knew that the only way I could get him banned again was to catch him in the act of doing something bad. From that point on, I watched him so closely that it felt like I was stalking him. I think that by this time, he realized that he couldn’t do anything illegal again, so he was on his best behavior. But his good behavior wasn’t good enough for me – he could never make up for everything he had done in the past.

After a while, Zubair noticed what I was trying to do, and started intentionally driving me even crazier than what he done in the past. In return, I acted extremely picky toward his actions, and started infracting him for things like unnecessarily repeating information and posting one-line posts in debate threads. Other staff members that didn’t like Zubair also helped me, and infracted Zubair for things like back-seat moderation and spamming. After what seemed like forever, Zubair finally collected the 25 infraction points needed for a ban. Then something utterly unexpected happened.

An account manager named Jarryd, known as Hellsheep on the forums, abruptly unbanned Zu­bair. Jarryd used to be one of my favorite staff members. He was a nice person with a likable attitude and an intelligent mind. I would have never expected him to turn on the other x10Hosting staff members like that – he simply stated that Zubair was “trying as hard as he could,” and that we shouldn’t pick on him. The only thing I could think of to finish his sentence was, Zubair was “trying as hard as he could” to spam and drive us crazy.

I talked with Corey about what had happened and asked for his opinion. He said that he was too busy at the moment and passed on the issue to Anna, who was an account manager at that time. I continued to pressure her to make her decision quickly, but she kept telling me that she was thinking about it and kept avoiding making a final decision.

I had enough.

Without any warning whatsoever, I posted a message on my profile along the lines of “Due to circum­stances outside of my control, I have chosen to take an extended leave from x10Hosting. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.” The only way I felt I would be heard is if I demonstrated my true frustration with actions.

Shortly after, Corey read my note of resignation and started raging. Corey had a reputation to uphold. He immediately demoted me in rank – not that it mattered, seeing as I had already voluntarily chosen to leave the x10Hosting staff. I refused to be a part of a group of staff members that allowed criminals to roam freely.

Mere hours later, Corey decided that a simple demotion wasn’t enough. He knew that it no longer mattered to me what my status was at x10Hosting. He permanently banned me from the forums. Of course, that also made no difference to me, and he knew that – so he permanently suspended my hosting account as well. Fortunately, I take daily backups of my website, so that didn’t matter too much either – it was just a small nuisance to register for another account at one of the abundant competitors.

Corey then went on the staff forum and announced, “This is what happens when you threaten to leave x10Hosting because things don’t go your way.” The only problem was, I never threatened to do any­thing. I just simply did it.

So now that you’ve read all this, you must be wondering, what really is the truth about x10Hosting?

x10Hosting has a staff member (Zubair) that has a record of breaking the law. This staff mem­ber is allowed to access personal information about everyone that uses x10Hosting’s services.

So now that you know that, do you still feel secure about using x10Hosting?

Note: Everything presented in this article is 100% factual. Nothing has been exaggerated or modified in any way whatsoever, and was explained exactly as it happened.

 

 

Comments

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I would agree that Corey acted juvenile because his demands weren’t met. That is very unfortunate for x10Hosting because you did a lot of great things support-wise for that company. Too bad the CEO’s inability to recognize a criminal produced nothing but negative things for the Free Hosting Support.

 

After reading this, I feel angry at that Pakistani guy for some reason. You wrote it so well you made me feel emotion about something I was never involved in. Good work.

 

This is a funny story. I’m proud of you for doing the right thing. Now that you quit working for x10Hosting, you can spend those extra few hours a day writing beautiful stories like this one!

– Glory Kapoor

 

It’s funny how good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people. But don’t worry, if Corey continues to be the poor leader that he is now, his x10Hosting com­pany will fail without a doubt. He who gets the last laugh is the one that is victorious.

– Walter Davis

 

I don’t suppose you remember me? stpvoice from x10Hosting? Anyway, I just wanted to say that I support you all the way, after knowing just what happened to you on the forums. I think the decision you made was noble, especially under such pressure from seniors. If you ever need anything, let me know.

– Thomas Lewis

 

In my evaluation about your review is you are really pissed off by the CEO of x10Hosting. I think you really don’t understand what the CEO is thinking. Hey, this is the internet world! You can do whatever you wish to do!

– Ricoshet Lamuto
(IP 173.224.223.150, invalid email used)

 

I can tell you that you have no legal liability so long as everything you wrote there is mostly true, and for Corey to prosecute you, he must (1) prove that it is wrong, and (2) that it caused damages to him. There is a lot involved – too much to post in a comment – but look at the link in the bottom. Right off the bat, this statement is not considered defamation because it is ‘substantially true’.

If that call was made under Corey’s direction, and he does in fact have legal advice, then it is a poor attempt to try to quiet you with threats. Just forward anything Corey says to me, and I will disarm it. I am in law school :)

http://www.citmedialaw.org/legal-guide/defamation

– Twinkie

 

I find it hilarious that it took Corey almost five months to find this article. That shows how much he really cares about his company.

– “I_Used_To_Use_x10Hosting”

 

The guy is a douche, but I don’t think I know enough about the entire situation to un­der­stand why you were so particular with his comments, specifically his one line responses. As I have never used x10, I’m not sure how it works or how its staff responds to inquiries.

I get that he did wrong, and I don’t fully understand the gravity of the situation, but I find it a little over the top to increase his punishment from a warning when what he is doing is no different. I agree with what you did, just not necessarily the way you did it. As I am rapidly learning just from experience and from my dad is that the business world is messed up. Stupid people often obtain positions of power, and they have absolute control over your fu­ture with a company.

So I agree that he needed to be kicked out, but I would not have ever let him back in the first place. I disagree with what Corey did / is doing.

– Roger Manarik

 

Hello and thanks for that interesting story! I was wondering if the Zubair guy you’ve written about has access to all the paying plans and VPS hosting ones?

I had planned to purchase a VPS from x10hosting, but it would be terrible if Zubair had access to them. I mean, he could steal code from you, steal database information and so on.

Seems scandalous that they’d allow him into the staff. Perhaps you don’t know the answer now, seeing as Zubair could’ve climbed to even higher ranks.

– Steve Jackson

 

My website got banned because it gave “hacking tutorials” but the truth is that it displayed just some of Photoshop and basic command prompt tutorials, they are just a bunch of fools specially that ANNA and CALISTOY. You did right, I too would have done same thing, also I too had a backup, so it was not much trouble. I wish I could legally sue them, but it’s not worth the trouble of it.

– Abhinav Khare

 

To you: How long since you lost your mind? You are really mad. You need help.

– Dawa12
(IP 41.189.228.96, invalid email used)

 

What? This has got to be a hoax.

– Gordon Lu

 

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“North is that-a way.”

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At 01:30 PM today, I finished the last portion of the University of Wisconsin-Madison’s Student Orien­tation Advising and Registration process by completing my enrollment in classes for the first semester of my freshman year in college.

As I was heading out of the building, I lost my way to the front exit and took a side door exit, stepping into the rain. After being unable to find my place on the map I was using, I started walking toward where I saw a bunch of cars driving by and started spinning my map around to try to orient it to the direction in which I was walking.

A short distance away, an old man with a cane standing at the corner of an intersection asked me if I needed any help. I told him that I was fine and thanked him for the offer, but he helped me out anyway and reached for my map. After staring closely at it for a few seconds, he returned my map and pointed behind me, proudly declaring, "North is that-a way." I had a strong feeling that he was pointing south and that north was in front of me, but the old man insisted that north was behind me. He cited that he has lived in this area for decades, and he knows it like "the back of [his] palm." I thanked him for his (unwelcome) help, turned to my left, and started walking east (east according to the old man, at least).

I walked and walked but couldn’t find the street I was looking for. I looked on my map for the streets I was walking past, but I couldn’t find any of them. After about a mile and a half of walking, I concluded that I had walked outside of the range of my one-page map printout, and decided to retrace my steps.

After another one and a half miles or so of walking, I made it back to the spot where I found the old man, and surprisingly, he was still there, standing in the rain. I confronted him again, pointed south, and said, "You said that that was north!" The old man pointed behind me and said, "No, I said that north was behind you!"

The thing is, when I first conversed with the old man, I was facing the real north and the old man was facing the real south. However, during the second conversation with the old man, I was facing the real south and he was facing the real north, effectively making the direction behind me north. Basically, we had switched spots during the second conversation, so his "North is behind you" statement was false during the first conversation, but actually true during the second conversation. I tried to explain this to him, but he responded by asking me if I was under the influence of chemical substances. I decided to leave him there to continue getting drenched in the rain and proceeded on my way back to my dor­mitory.

By the time I reached my dormitory, I had more or less taken a shower in rainwater and my hair was dripping wet. I checked the time, and it was 2:18 PM. A walk from the registration site to my dormitory that should have taken ten minutes or so ended up taking 48 minutes.

The moral of the story: buy a compass.

 

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Going to Buffalo Wild Wings Fail

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After taking my AP Spanish final exam (which happens to be my last final exam of high school), I went out to eat lunch with two of my college buddies (who will now be referred to by their names, Roger and Garret) that graduated high school last year. We decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

After I finished my exam, Roger came to pick me up, and we headed over to Buffalo Wild Wings. Meanwhile, Garret was driving on his own, and we planned to meet up at the restaurant.

Upon arriving, Roger and I noticed that Garret wasn’t there yet, so we sat in the car and waited. After a while, I called Garret to check and see where he was. After overcoming a few technical difficulties, we managed to communicate with each other that we were both sitting in the parking lot facing a Jimmy John’s. Roger and I left the car.

We started slowly walking toward the Buffalo Wild Wings building when we noticed that Garret was still nowhere in sight. After a minute or two, we got a call from Garret. He said that he was also in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings building, and could not see us.

Then we made a revolutionary discovery. Roger and I were standing in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings in Crystal Lake. Garret was standing in front of the Buffalo Wild Wings in Algonquin, about five miles away. The most interesting part is that there also happens to be a Jimmy John’s situated near the Buffalo Wild Wings in Algonquin as well as the one in Crystal Lake.

After realizing this, Roger made a :facepalm: expression without the actual facepalm.

 

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