Today was the first day of summer classes for Ed and me. We’re taking a few courses each at our local community college so we can transfer credits into our regular universities. Last year, we made a video; we did the same this year, but didn’t get as much good footage, so I’m probably going to save it for an unseen footage video.

When we arrived on campus, we noticed that there was a huge panel blocking the entrance that we took into the building last year, so we had to go around through a different entrance. Apparently, they shut down the center intersection of the building so you can’t go from one half of the building to another without having to walk all the way around the outside of the building.

During lunch, Ed and I went to McDonalds, like usual. We each received a free sample of a cherry-flavored slushie, and received two straws. Ed grabbed both straws and unraveled then. Then, he proudly thrust both straws into his sample.

He proudly looked at me with his troll face on and asked, “You thought I was opening this for you?”

After Ed’s second class was over, he came out to the car and texted me telling me that he was done. I made my way out of the computer lab where I was taking my online class to find that Ed had removed his sandals and given my car some eyebrows.

After we returned home, I stopped by Ed’s house for about an hour or so. Meanwhile, three tiny children who live in Ed’s neighborhood decided it would be a great idea to come up to Ed’s door and accuse us of calling them big fat jerks, even though I had never seen them before in my life. I’m not quite sure what they were attempting to accomplish, but I think that Ed’s dad completely missed the point as to why they were at our door. Instead of acknowledging that they were even making an accusation at all, he told them to stop playing on his driveway because it’s dangerous, and if he’s not paying attention, he might run them over with his car when he’s coming back home.

I told them to stop being stupid liars and to go away.

They went away.