My Dog’s Not Dead

 

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My Dog’s Not Dead

I got this card in the mail today from my pet’s veterinarian office showing sympathy about the death of my dog.

The only problem is, my dog isn’t dead.

As a matter of fact, he’s quite healthy, energetic, and alive.

(I censored out the signatures so you guys can’t Google the names and find out which vet I go to.)

 

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Topic #152: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve heard this week? Maybe online, or a work, or from a friend or family member?

The stupidest thing I’ve heard this week is actually something that I heard about today, and it’s contained in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcV4LVhSRLg

If you’re really impatient, you can skip the first 12 seconds, but the rest of the video is worth watching in its entirety.

Basically, a group of people manage to come across a hatchet. Apparently, when deciding “what should we do with this axe,” they decided, “let’s go steal that bike locked to that tree.”

They proceed to literally chop down the tree to get a hold of the bike. One of the men pull the bike off from the tree trunk and rides it around a little bit, realizes that it’s not really that good of a bike, and throws it back down before leaving.

 

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