Did you drop out of school? No problem. You can go work for Clear customer service.

For those of you who don’t know, Clear is a relatively new Internet service provider that emphasizes wireless services. As of right now, they have two separate plans, one for home and one for mobile.

Seeing as everything is completely wireless, I was curious as to what the actual difference was between the home and mobile services was. I didn’t see why someone could purchase the home plan and just bring the router with them, or purchase the mobile plan and keep the router at home. So, I opened up a chat window with Clear customer service to ask.

This is what happened.

"What is the difference between the home and mobile plans?"

"One is Home Internet and the other is Internet On The go."

If all anyone has to do to be a Clear customer service representative is just reword the question and repeat it back at the inquirer, then it’s the easiest job in the world and all high school drop-outs should apply for the position, because they seem to all be well-qualified.

After I thought about it a little bit, I figured that the router for the home Internet plan has to constantly be plugged in to a power outlet, while the mobile Internet plan router can hold a charge. But, that still doesn’t answer the question as to why the home plan even exists; someone could purchase a mobile router and keep it plugged in to a power outlet, and it will essentially be the same as a home router.

There are some boggling things in the world where we live.