Peppercorn Chips Fail

I got a bag of chips today that was labeled as ground peppercorn flavor because I’ve never tried it be­fore.

I’m probably never going to try it again.

Ground Peppercorn Chip

First of all, they forgot to mention that they dumped sea salt all over the chips so they are the saltiest chips you will ever have in your life before you die of sodium overdose.

Second, when they say peppercorn, they should elaborate to say that this basically tastes like someone took a bag of plain chips, bought some ground dry black pepper from the store, and dumped it in the bag.

Last, they should put a note on the bag that says something along the lines of “consuming these chips will make you sneeze non-stop for ten minutes.”

Unfortunately, life isn’t perfect.

 

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