The people who have voice chatted while playing League of Legends with me have noticed that I have nicknames for almost all the champions, some of them being pretty silly. Upon request, I am posting my nicknames for all the League of Legends champions released to date.

If the nickname field is blank, it means that I don’t have a nickname for that champion.

Champion	Nickname	Notes
Aatrox
Ahri	Fox
Akali	Knives
Alistar	Bull / Cow	Bull if he is doing well on my team, Cow if he is doing poorly on my team or is on the enemy team
Amumu	Mummy
Anivia	Bird / Walls / Egg	Normally Bird, becomes Walls if there is also an ultimate-form Quinn on the battlefield, becomes Egg when in passive form
Annie	Tibbers
Ashe	Arrow
Blitzcrank	Robot
Brand
Caitlyn	Sniper
Cassiopeia	CassiOPeia	Cassiopeia is so OP that she even has OP in her name
Cho’Gath	Dinosaur	I use the Jurassic Cho’Gath skin
Corki	Helicopter
Darius	Chop Chop
Diana
Dr. Mundo	Mundo
Draven
Evelynn	Eve
Ezreal	Esreal	S sound easier to pronounce than Z sound
Fiddlesticks	Caw Caw
Fiora
Fizz	Fiss	S sound easier to pronounce than Z sound
Galio
Gangplank
Garen	Demacia
Gragas	Graggy / Fatman	Graggy if I’m playing him, Fatman otherwise
Graves	Ed	This is the only champion my best friend can play well, and his name is Ed
Hecarim	Pony
Heimerdinger	Pimpmerdinger	Just look at that walk
Irelia
Janna
Jarvan IV	Helping	“I’m Jarvan, I’m helping”
Jax
Jayce
Jinx		I don’t have a nickname for her, but I sometimes sing her theme song when I’m dueling her
Karma	Sae Eleisa Va	A modification of one of her quotes, “Sae Eleisa Tera Vi”
Karthus	PhantomL0rd	PhantomL0rd is a famous Revive/Teleport Karthus player
Kassadin	Kass with a K	As opposed to Cass with a C (Cassiopeia)
Katarina	Ban Kat	I hate Katarina
Kayle	Adjustimacator
Kennen	Keenen
Kha’Zix	Jump
Kog’Maw	Cock’Mouth	No nickname if he is doing well on my team, Cock’Mouth if he is doing poorly on my team or is on the enemy team
LeBlanc
Lee Sin	Ree Singah
Leona
Lissandra
Lucian	Blackman
Lulu	Lulululululululu
Lux	Laser
Malphite	Rock
Malzahar
Maokai	Tree
Master Yi
Miss Fortune
Mordekaiser	BR	EHUEHUEHUE
Morgana	Angel
Nami	Fish
Nasus	Dog
Nautilus
Nidalee	Hotshotnidaleegg	http://youtu.be/uG0v-eQ_XPs
Nocturne	Darkness
Nunu	Nununononunu
Olaf	Oraff
Orianna	Ball
Pantheon	Mantheon	Manly Mantheon and his Mandrops
Poppy	Who’s that?
Quinn	Bird	No nickname normally, becomes Bird when in ultimate form
Rammus	Ok
Renekton	Crocodile	I usually let out a vicious roar every time he uses his ultimate
Rengar	WTF
Riven		Riven needs to be removed from the game
Rumble
Ryze
Sejuani
Shaco	ShAco	Pronounced ShAco, not Shahko
Shen
Shyvana	Dragon	Normally Dragon, no nickname if we’re fighting near the Dragon objective
Singed	Poison Trail	HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Sion	Old Aatrox	Aatrox is basically a newer version of AD Sion
Sivir	Duck	“Better duck!”
Skarner	Mysterious Skarner
Sona
Soraka	Heals
Swain	Crowstorm
Syndra	Balls
Talon
Taric	Gayman
Teemo	Teeto
Thresh	Chresh
Tristana	Rocket	“Is that a rocket in your pocket?”
Trundle	Chundoe
Tryndamere	Trandamurr
Twisted Fate	Trash
Twitch	Rat
Udyr
Urgot
Varus
Vayne
Veigar	Midget
Vel’Koz	Eyeball
Vi
Viktor
Vladimir	Blood
Volibear	Bear
Warwick
Wukong	Monkey
Xerath
Xin Zhao		I don’t have a nickname for him, but I make martial arts sounds whenever I see him fighting
Yasuo	Coward	Dashes around randomly like a retarded headless chicken until you die to minions
Yorick	Gravedigger
Zac	Blobs
Zed	Sed	S sound easier to pronounce than Z sound
Ziggs		I don’t have a nickname for him, but I usually imitate his laugh when fighting with him
Zilean	Clock
Zyra	Plant Lady