Tip of the Day: If you’re outside your apartment room in the hallway and you’re having a heated argument, either take your argument inside your room, or argue about something less humiliating than something as pointless as a sleeping bag.

Or else the blogger next door will listen in to your argument, get abdominal muscle pain from laughing too hard, and put it on his website.

I was on the verge of bringing my camera outside and telling them that I was going to record their argument because of how pathetic it was.

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Topic #252: Write a story by finishing this sentence. The story can be as long or short as you wish.

I told him where I was going, and he hurried me out, pointing to the door with the gun, but what he didn’t know was…

… that I was wearing a very bouncy rubber plate under my shirt. He shot me with his gun and the bullet bounced right off my body and back at him.

He died.