Tip of the Day: When you pull out your keys, shove it into the keyhole, and nothing happens, make sure that the object you pulled out of your pants is actually your keys and not a ballpoint pen.

In other news, today is the last night of work at the Badger Herald for this semester. At the end of each semester after we finish the last issue, we have a party called Champaign Night where all Badger Herald staff members are invited to drink champagne and make a mess. It doesn’t really matter for me because I usually don’t stay for crazy parties anyway, but what does matter is that everyone is starting to file into the office already, and they’re extremely loud. And we’re nowhere near finishing the paper.

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Topic #103: What would you do differently if you were president or Prime Minister of your country for a day?

If I was the president of the United States for one day, I would probably not do anything differently. I don’t think I am intelligent or knowledgeable enough to manage a country, and I don’t want the United States to be harmed in any way because I make a change based off of incomplete or misjustified reasoning.

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 24

Number of times I did my own laundry: 3