by   •   Five Minutes in My Head
 
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I have already tried spinning it in circles, pushing random buttons, turning it off and turning it back on, and plugging it into my computer and unplugging it.

If you know how to fix it, share your intelligence with me and I will be eternally grateful.

While you’re at it, tell me why I love technology but technology does not love me back.

 

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