This mentally disabled kid named Bob decided to come to the library today during one of my free periods. After a while, I noticed his presence, and someone told me that he claimed that he was psychic. He was going around to a few tables in the library and attempting to prove his powers.

I think this is a good time to mention that this Bob kid has a history of blatantly hitting on girls.

Back to the story. To prove that he was psychic, he asked us to ask him any questions, and he claimed that he could answer them by looking at us.

He gave wrong answers to about 95% of the questions we asked him.

After thoroughly humiliating himself, he went on to a different table, where he was utterly owned again by another group of people. To make it worse, one of the people at the table had an interest in religion and the theory of existence, and started wtfpwning Bob and his psychic powers. Bob left that table in further humiliation and came back to the table I was at.

He then offered to look into the future and do a "palm reading."

I think the better term for this was "hitting on and holding the hand of an attractive girl."

According to Bob, her future spouse will have light green eyes.