So I finally opened up the new snowblower that we bought, took it out of the box, and assembled it.

I used it to clear our driveway, and I think that’s the fastest I’ve ever cleared the driveway in my life. I think I finished in like 20 minutes.

That thing’s too powerful for its own good.

We finally bought a new snowblower to replace the old one that’s been broken for three years.

I’m too lazy to open it, though.

I’ve been pretty busy lately trying to catch up on everything at once, and haven’t had a chance to blog. But now that I’m on winter break for the rest of the year and the first few days of next year, I’ll try to blog everyday with something I accomplished that day.

Today, I was digging through one of the storage containers in the garage and found my old brown boots from last year. After I pulled them out and took a look at them, I concluded that there were rats in our storage container.

What else would leave marks like that on my shoes?

Snack time!

A leftover bologna sandwich, Cheez-Its, brownies with whipped cream, and a slice of blueberry pie with whipped cream.

I’m so fat

How to have an orgasm in your mouth.

1. Purchase some brownies and whipped cream.

2. Apply the whipped cream on the top surface of a piece of brownie.

3. Consume by inserting into your mouth.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you eat too many of these and become fat.

Anyway, they’re really good. I just had about 12 of them and am about to have my 13th.

Znoe.