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I think I need to do a little bit of dusting.

In other news, the BP Global Public Relations team is expressing their discontent for people taking ad­van­tage of the massive spill to get some free oil.

I have a feeling that the Twitter profile that came from isn’t legitimate, but it’s still funny.

 

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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Sup … no, it’s just a bird.

I saw it sitting right outside my window when I opened the blinds, so I decided to take a picture of it and post it to help it become world-famous.

 

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If you’re brave enough to look at the uncensored version, it’s also on Facebook here.

And to all those idiots wondering, of course that’s not me.

 

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Omegle Fail

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Chatting on Omegle gives me confidence in the future of humanity.

     

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: I have a gun in my hand and am about to shoot myself in the head. Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t commit suicide right now.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Start a new conversation or send us feedback.

Was this conversation great? Share the log on Facebook or download it!

 

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Migration from Co.CC to .COM

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After changing my main domain name from Parkzer.co.cc to Parkzer.com, I decided to redesign my web­site’s layout as well. After building the basic design, I started spreading the news of my new website layout around and asked for people to suggest improvements. I got a handful of ideas, and started building a list.

The following list shows the ideas I received and the things I still have left to do:

  • Find a better color than vomit yellow for the links. (What about vomit purple? Just kidding)
  • Fix .htaccess forwarding for the other domains. (Someone help me with this, it won’t work)
  • Turn all the external links into graphic advertisements, and get rid of the external links section.
  • Pre-resize the advertisement images instead of resizing on-the-fly.
  • Copy the advertisement images onto this server to reduce the number of outside connections.
  • Get rid of the animations on the advertisements in the sidebar, they’re annoying.
  • Change the navigation button container to make it seem more fitting. (Changed buttons instead)
  • Add more background colors so the same background appears twice consecutively less often.
  • Create two more columns at the bottom and move all social networking stuff down there.
  • Add a watermarked Twitter bird to the top right corner of the Latest Tweets box.
  • Split the newest pages section to newest blog posts and newest content.
  • Extend the number of items in each ‘Newest’ box to ten.
  • Make a dynamic subheader for FMiMHv2 and LOLWTF, similar to the one already on the RS pages.
  • Make the Justin White advertisement open the page in a new tab instead of this one.
  • Increase the opacity of the text on the yellow navigation buttons. (No longer applies)
  • Get rid of the empty white box at the bottom.
  • Automatically import non-linked tweets from Twitter instead of adding them manually. (Too hard)
  • Fix the Misc. Resources -> Spyware Protect 2009 page’s formatting.
  • Create a ‘The Best of the Best’ page that has the funniest and most popular blog articles.
  • Make the Home navigation button link to / instead of /index.
  • Change the color scheme of the navigation buttons to be more consistent.
  • Put in lightning the background for the ‘Newest’ boxes. (Tried, looks random and not very good)
  • Replace the word ‘Twitter’ with the logo in the Latest Tweets box. (Tried, looks out of place)
  • Link the word Blog in the ‘Newest Blog Entries’ box to the blog archive page.
  • Compress the navigation button images. (Done, they went from ≈20 KB each to ≈2 KB each.)

Let me know if you have a suggestion to add to the list.

Come back later to check on my progress.

 

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It’s actually two-day-old crusted Yoplait yogurt that’s holding that spoon up to the top of the container.

But I sometimes like to pretend that I’m using magic to keep it up there.

Magical powers are cool.

Don’t judge me.

 

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