At 1:46 AM today, I finished working and went out to the bus stop to wait for the bus. I saw the bus approaching, but for some odd reason, it was going a lot faster than normal. Assuming that the bus driver didn’t see me, I waved a little bit to get his attention. He drove right past me.
Suddenly, he screeches to a halt a little while later, and opens the doors to the bus. I put on my -___- face and start walking toward the bus.
Several seconds later, when I’m about to reach the doors of the bus, the bus starts moving again, and I have to do an awkward speed-skip-hop-jump-run to make sure I get on.
Apparently the bus driver had been working straight since March 31 at 5:45 AM, was getting tired, and he wanted to play some April Fools jokes on the riders.
After I finally got on the bus, he noticed that there were a handful of people waiting at one of the later stops. As they entered, he pulled out a device and pretended like he was radioing someone.
“Yeah, I got them right here, they’re entering the bus.”
Then he asks the group, “Were you at all involved with the incident that just occurred at Langdon [Street]? I have the police department here and they want to know.”
The group denies their involvement and starts getting nervous as the driver says into his radio device, “They say they don’t know anything about it.”
Then, he pinpoints an individual and says, “Are you returning from a party?”
“Uh… no.”
“Have you been drinking tonight?”
“Uh… no.”
“Was there underage drinking at this party?”
“No!”
“Ah ha, so you
were at a party. Why are you lying to me?”
“…”
And he proceeded to continue and freak out everyone else until he yells “APRIL FOOLS!” and starts driving again.
I’ve never seen a bus driver pull an April Fools joke on anyone before, and I would have to say that it was quite an interesting end to my night.
… Then it snowed this morning. Even the weather is pulling jokes on me.
So Far in 2011…Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 21
Number of times I did my own laundry: 2