To Garrett Royce.

If you own a website, ALWAYS keep a FULL backup of all your data and store it on multiple places – upload it to an online backup site, save it to a flash drive, email it to yourself as an attachment, anything.

I’m glad I did.

You never know when your host will turn on you.

Note: I blurred out the x10Hosting logo from the image above because I don’t want to get involved in any trouble with x10Hosting regarding the unauthorized use of a copyrighted logo.

My World Literature class is reading a book called Crime and Punishment.

According to my reading schedule, I’m supposed to have read up to page 313.

I’ve managed to finish up to page 12.

At least I’ve been reading Sparknotes on schedule.

I found a box of Cheez-Its in my bookshelf today.

Eager to have a snack, I opened it up.

Only to find out that it was empty.

Thanks for whoever put that in my bookshelf. Because empty snack boxes obviously belong in my bookshelf.

I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and I found this shirt in the back corner behind some storage boxes.

I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.

I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.

And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.

This pile of pennies has been sitting on my desk for almost a month now.

This pile of pennies actually literally grew by one penny in the last few seconds, because I found another penny in one of my pockets.

That makes 29 cents.

I’m rich!