Retarded Website

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I think we can all agree that one of the main purposes of having a website is to you can present information to a massive and variable audience. This audience can come from different time zones and can have different schedules that limit their activity on the Internet to a particular time period.

For those of you who are not aware already (which is probably most of you), I will be taking courses during my summer break at my local community college to get credit and reduce the time it will take for me to graduate at my university with my degree.

I recently received a letter in the mail with information about registration. As you probably already know (if you’ve been reading my last few blog posts), I’ve been spending a lot of time at the laundromat, our family business. When I get back home and check the mail, it’s late at night – almost midnight.

I opened up this informational letter and logged in with the information I received.

Then I got one of the most ridiculous messages I’ve ever seen in my life.

“This website is only available between 8 AM and 10 PM. Please try again later.”

Are you serious?

Your WEBSITE has HOURS?

 

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Topic #67: If you could bring one fictional character to life for a day, who would you choose? What would you do for the day?

I thought about this for a while and tried to think of a character who possesses a skill that would be useful for me to learn, but I couldn’t come up with anything realistic.

Of course, there are plenty of superheros that have special abilities like super strength or laser vision or extreme speed, but they wouldn’t be able to teach me these abilities. There are also some characters that have teachable skills, but then I realized that one day wouldn’t be enough to learn.

So, I decided that if I could bring a fictional character to life for a day, I would bring Ash Ketchum from the Pokémon series.

Pokémon was the first game that I ever played on a hand-held gaming system, and I still occasionally watch the Pokémon cartoons when I have spare time. Meeting the main character of the entire series would essentially be living my childhood dream in real life. Pretty much like every other child that played Pokémon, I used to imagine what it would be like if Pokémon were real. Assuming Ash would bring his Pokémon with him, I would be able to meet his Pikachu and any other Pokémon that he happens to have in his party.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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Mean Girls and Slang Words

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What I’m Watching

A while back, I watched Mean Girls 2. Obviously this was in response to the success of the 2004 movie Mean Girls – I thought the original was one of the best movies I’ve seen. Unfortunately, the sequel to it wasn’t.

Mean Girls 2 stars Meaghan Martin playing the role of Jo Mitchell, the new girl in town. Similar to the first Mean Girls, Jo is picked on by a group called the Plastics, girls who are overconcerned about their physical appearance and gain popularity and social status by bullying others. The Plastics soon start picking on Jo’s father as well, which further enrages Jo and fuels her to retaliate against the Plastics.

I’m not sure if this was intended or not, but I see Mean Girls 2 as more of a remake of the original Mean Girls rather than a sequel. The plots are extremely similar, down to the relationships among the characters and the way in which the characters develop personality-wise as they mature.

If you haven’t seen the original Mean Girls yet, I recommend you see that rather than the second version. If you’ve already seen the original and want to see a remake of it, you should watch the second version. If not, I’m sure there’s plenty of other better movies out there that you will probably be more interested in seeing.

 

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Topic #66: What are your favorite slang words? Which ones are overused?

I actually have a strong disliking for all slang words, and I’m very critical about using the proper words at proper times. I think that all slang words are overused because they shouldn’t be used at all.

Back on February 16 of this year, the Daily Post prompt told me to describe my favorite and least favorite word. I stated that my least favorite words were any words that had multiple meanings that could be subsituted with a different, more precise word.

Generally, all slang words are regular words that originally had one meaning that now have a completely irrelevant and random meaning because of the slang connotation. For example, “cool” is probably one of the oldest slang words that there is. As we all know, cool’s real meaning is something that is of low temperature, but not low enough to be considered cold. Some day a long time ago, someone decided that “cool” could also be used to describe something good, appealing, or desirable. Obviously, being good, appealing, or desirable has nothing to do with temperature, but this person decided that “cool” would be a good word to use to describe this new trait instead of creating a completely new and unused word.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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Reading Minds for a Day

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Today is the first day of my spring break, so I decided to do some more catching up on my blog. I watched a handful of movies in the past several months that I didn’t have time to blog about, but now I’m bringing back the “What I’m Watching” section of my blog so I can share my opinion on these movies.

 

What I’m Watching

Quite a while back when I found some free time during my day (which is surprising that I did because I always tend to be busy now), I watched an animated movie called Despicable Me.

I originally decided to watch this movie because it seemed to have built up a lot of hype after adver­tising a lot both on the very few television shows that I watch and on the Internet. The advertisements were successful in that they made the movie seem unique and made me want to watch it because it looked like no other movie I’ve watched before. Also, I heard that the main character was a villain rather than a hero, and that difference also made the movie more desirable to watch.

Despicable Me is about a criminal mastermind named Gru living in a massive and extremely tech­nologically-advanced mansion. Unfortunately, he hasn’t been very successful and is about to face the consequences of his lacking performance, especially after another villain, Vector, starts rapidly gaining attention and popularity for the things that he has done. This conflict leads to a competition between Gru and Vector as they try to out-villain each other.

One of Gru’s plots involve adopting three small children from an orphanage and using them for his personal gain. However, things don’t go out quite as planned when the small children become more than Gru can handle. Situations become worse when the three girls start getting emotionally attached to Gru and begin treating him like their father.

I thought this was a funny movie that was definitely worth watching. One thing that I want to point out is that although the small yellow creatures were prevalent in the commercials for this movie, they don’t play a huge role in the movie other than being Gru’s minions. I thought this movie was unique because it focuses on a villain rather than a hero like most other movies, and that the villain still ends up putting a good twist to the movie.

 

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Topic #65: If you could read minds for a day, would you? Whose? What would you want to find out?

If I was provided the ability to read minds for a day, I probably would. I’m not really interested in knowing what individual people think about me, and I’m not really interested in knowing the secrets that they’re hiding from me, but I would like to have a general idea of what the general consensus is of how I am.

I would read as many minds as possible within the one day, and I would be searching for any recurring negative themes. Obviously, I’m not planning on changing myself entirely to fit the desires of those around me, but I’m still interested in finding out any negative characteristics about myself that many people notice and are bothered by.

If I do find something like that, I would think about how I might be portraying that, and alter it to the better if I think it is worth changing and will not make me less individual (meaning, I wouldn’t change something that I’m particularly known for, or something that is considered a specialty of mine).

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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#PrayForJapan

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#PrayForJapan

 

Quote of the Day

Regarding texting REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross for Japanese natural disaster relief:

“Dude, I just did that Red Cross texting and donating thing like 50 times. Wait, who pays for all this money that they donate?”

“You do, it shows up on your next wireless phone bill.”

“OH SH-“

 

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Topic #64: When is it better to be sorry than safe?

I don’t know if it’s just me or not, but isn’t this a really stupid question?

It’s better to be sorry than safe if the negative consequences from attempting a particular act are not significant to not perform the act or take a safer alternative. For example, if you spend five cents to get a chance to win a million dollars, you should probably take the risk, because you can probably find five cents lying around on the ground.

However, you should not risk it several thousand times if the chances aren’t particularly high, or else you’ll probably end up just losing money.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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The Money Tree

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I Forgot to Hit Save…

I Forgot to Hit Save...

Two monitors for twice the blue screen fun…

(Taken with an Apple iPod Touch)

 

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Topic #63: You’ve got a magic tree: what does it grow?

The obvious answer to this question that most people would jump to is money. If there was a tree that grew money, the owner would be able to buy whatever he or she wants. But then I realized that most answers that are concluded impulsively aren’t necessarily the best answers, so I decided to think about it a little more.

I still want a money tree.

Most people would agree that the most important things in life are not material goods, but are generally abstract, such as well being and good health. You obviously cannot have a tree that grows happiness or health – these are concepts, not things that you can pluck off a tree. But what if you were to achieve happiness and health indirectly?

The things that make an individual happy vary depending on the individual, but most people can agree that engaging in stimulating activity brings excitement and pleasure. For example, someone might consider reading a book stimulating because it prompts their brain to process the information and immerse itself into the storyline. Another person might consider skydiving stimulating because it prompts a massive rush of adrenaline and dopamine in the brain when (s)he falls from the sky at unimaginable speeds. So how do we get these things that lead to happiness? We buy a book; we buy a trip up into the sky to go skydiving. Thus, money will eventually lead to happiness.

How about good health? Most people are unable to maintain good health because of a lack of money. People sometimes revert to purchasing poor-quality food because they cannot afford organic and well-treated foods that may be more expensive. People sometimes suffer from disease and disorders because they cannot afford the medication to treat their illnesses. People sometimes cannot receive consultation about their health because they cannot afford to see a doctor or another medical professional regarding their issues. If everyone could buy these tools, they could lead themselves to good health. Thus, money eventually leads to good health.

And, it would just be awesome to see money growing from a tree starting as a little bud and expanding to its full size.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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What’s That Purple Fuzzy Stuff

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What’s That Purple Fuzzy Stuff Growing on my Pizza?

I ordered a pizza at about 2 AM last night.

I ordered a “Taco Party” pizza, and it doesn’t even look or taste like a pizza. But that’s not the point.

It was a 12-inch pizza, so I obviously didn’t finish all of it last night. I ate a little bit over half of it, then stored it away so I could finish it later.

Fifteen hours later at about 5 PM when I got back from my classes, I opened up the pizza container to have a snack only to find…

“What’s that purple fuzzy stuff growing on my pizza?”

 

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Topic #62: Describe the town where you grew up. Do you still live there? If not, do you ever visit?

The town where I grew up was a new town when my family and I first moved there. We moved in to a new house, and other houses in our vicinity were also being constructed from ground-up. My family and I moved in when I was about two years old, and we lived there until mid-way through my first year of middle school.

I would describe the town as extremely safe and friendly. There were a lot of small children about my age at that time inhabiting the homes, so I knew a lot of people in my neighborhood, as we rode the same bus back from school. Nobody was concerned about violence, and the children would all play outside with no risks.

Relative to other places I know, my old home town was extremely flourishing with nature. My parents’ neighborhood isn’t very verdant because many homes don’t landscape their yards very much, and the neighborhood of my apartment isn’t at all verdant because I’m here to go to a university located in an extremely populated city. However, my old home town had tons of massive trees, and everyone seemed to have trees, plants, and flowers planted in their yards.

There were a few instances when I visited our old house with my parents, but as of lately, we haven’t returned to the neighborhood at all.

 

So Far in 2011…

Number of Taco Bell tacos eaten: 18

Number of times I did my own laundry: 2

 

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