After I combined everything I had into a single website and named it a generic "Parkzer," people started becoming emo because the concept of "Five Minutes in My Head" was gone.

So I brought it back to help you stalk me.

Because I know you love doing that.

Anyway, I haven’t been able to update my website as much as I’ve wanted to because I’ve been busy at work preparing college applications and not sucking at school. I also have an ACT coming up (that’s a standardized exam, for everyone outside of the United States) this Saturday. I should be done with my college applications by then, and once my ACT is over, I’ll have a lot more free time to add more goodies onto my website. Until then, it’ll be pretty dormant on here.

Anyway, my entire house smells like lilacs right now because some random plant that someone gave us a few years ago is sprouting flowers now. (Was that the right verb to use? Do flowers sprout?) They don’t even look attractive, and they’re a dull white color. My dad says the smell of the flower is making him dizzy.

But apparently, if flowers bloom on this type of plant, it’s supposed to be good luck.

So that apparently makes the blood-curdling smell okay.

My mom went to the hair salon today and apparently, the hair stylist that was there also had the same type of plant that we do. Supposedly, their plant is over ten years old, and grew to be taller than my mom, but still doesn’t have any flowers. My parents think that’s a sign that we’ll become prosperous. -_-