I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.
I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.
And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.
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I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and I found this shirt in the back corner behind some storage boxes.
I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.
I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.
And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.
I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.
I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.
And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.
This pile of pennies actually literally grew by one penny in the last few seconds, because I found another penny in one of my pockets.
That makes 29 cents.
I’m rich!
I’m lucky my teacher gives us some points back on our assignments if we correct or revise them. Otherwise, I would probably be failing that class.
Or getting a B, same thing.
After I came back from taking a shower, my laptop was like this. Yes, those are random giant black bars surrounding my shrunken screen.
Why do I always end up having to fix the most random problems?
It’s a really good song, and it’s new. You should listen to it.
In other news, I’m done with my last ever high school final exam. :D
