Unnecessarily long receipts

A few days ago, I was getting some work done at our family business when the batteries in a piece of equip­ment died.

Of course, logically following my level of luck, this happened while I was using the equipment.

I needed this piece of equipment to finish what I was doing, so I decided to go to the local hardware store to buy some batteries.

Great news! I managed to buy an eight-pack of Duracell D-size batteries for about $11. This was a huge sum­mer savings deal – so huge that this pack of eight brand-name batteries was cheaper than a pack of four generic batteries.

Now note that I said this was a pack of eight batteries. As in, ONE pack. Not eight individual batteries.

I brought this ONE item to the check-out.

D batteries with a long receipt

What you see in this photograph is the pack of eight batteries with six of them removed (which are cur­rent­ly being used to power the equipment). Next to the pack, you see the six old dead batteries.

Then you see a receipt.

I conveniently placed a foot-long ruler there for scale.

Thank you, Ace Hardware, for giving me a 16″ receipt for my purchase of one item.

 

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