I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and I found this shirt in the back corner behind some storage boxes.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, January 30, 2010

I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.

I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.

And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.

 

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