I was cleaning out my closet yesterday and I found this shirt in the back corner behind some storage boxes.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, January 30, 2010

I failed to realize that it probably collected a few pounds of dust while it was back there, seeing as it was probably there for a few years.

I decided to wear it today, but I had to change out of it after a few hours. During the two hours that I had it on, I probably inhaled a couple thousand dust mites.

And they’re probably mating and giving birth at a rate of about a hundred new dust mites a minute.

 

This pile of pennies has been sitting on my desk for almost a month now.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Monday, January 25, 2010

This pile of pennies actually literally grew by one penny in the last few seconds, because I found another penny in one of my pockets.

That makes 29 cents.

I’m rich!

 

Guess who doesn’t like doing AP Spanish homework.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Friday, January 22, 2010

I’m lucky my teacher gives us some points back on our assignments if we correct or revise them. Otherwise, I would probably be failing that class.

Or getting a B, same thing.

 

So I’m having the weirdest problem with my laptop right now.

Five Minutes in My Head by Adam Parkzer - Saturday, January 16, 2010

After I came back from taking a shower, my laptop was like this. Yes, those are random giant black bars surrounding my shrunken screen.

Why do I always end up having to fix the most random problems?

 

I think my cell phone is one of my top distractions. I left my phone on silent and in my bedroom for about 12 hours, and this is what I get.

Monday, January 11, 2010

How do you people expect me to get anything done?!

 

I should be doing homework, writing my final paper for Literature, studying for final exams, and finishing up college essays.

Instead, I’m wasting my time and eating.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Those are coffee and cinnamon flavored hardened breadsticks, by the way.

 

Snickers taste so good it’s not even funny.

Friday, January 08, 2010

That’s the tip of a guitar pick in the top right of the photograph, by the way. It wasn’t supposed to be there.

 

I thought it would be a good idea to announce to the world that I have been talking to a girl named Cheska (she doesn’t want her last name published because she’s paranoid) since 7:39 PM and have been helping her with her homework that she’s procrastinated during her two weeks of winter break which is now due later today.

Actually, I didn’t think it was a good idea to announce this to the world, but I had nothing else to write about, and it’s the only thing on my mind right now, seeing as I’ve been doing this for about the past five and a half hours.

She predicts she will finish at around 3 AM.

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I wonder how much longer I can last…